We're slipping down the Amazon charts !

[Lord Bracknell]

Time to BUY, BUY, BUY !!!

We're now only SECOND in the Hot Pre-Release Single Chart behind Against All Odds by Steve Brookstein (to be released on 20 December).

And we're EIGHTH in the main CD Singles Chart - where Kylie has climbed on top of us.

 

[Bwian]

There are still an awful lot of MPs who haven't turned RED in the appropriate thread so the message is simple:

Buy more you tight gits!

 

[Seasider]

I'd love kylie to climb on top of me

 

[Stumpy Tim]

You should take up chimney sweeping then

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Only 2nd?!