[Misc] Well would you have?

[darkwolf666]

Tonight, whilst pouring myself a large glass of my expensive whisky I inexplicably sloshed a large amount over the kitchen side.

I looked at the large puddle with a mixture of emotions, shit I’ve wasted my good stuff!

I then looked round to make sure none of my family was about and promptly licked it off the side!

I then immediately felt I had done something dirty or wrong, but heck it was my good whisky!

Anyone else do something similar?

 

[dazzer6666]

Tonight, whilst pouring myself a large glass of my expensive whisky I inexplicably sloshed a large amount over the kitchen side.

I looked at the large puddle with a mixture of emotions, shit I’ve wasted my good stuff!

I then looked round to make sure none of my family was about and promptly licked it off the side!

I then immediately felt I had done something dirty or wrong, but heck it was my good whisky!

Anyone else do something similar?

https://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Ok, I have checked the list and whilst I can't put you in the mad house for Bad Whisky,I am afraid you have Dissolute Habits.
2 years.

 

[darkwolf666]

https://www.alcoholics-anonymous.org.uk

That did briefly cross my mind, that if my family caught me they’d be enrolling me in the morning!

 

[moggy]

Think we need to know exactly what whiskey it was before we can form a judicial enquiry

 

[dazzer6666]

That did briefly cross my mind, that if my family caught me they’d be enrolling me in the morning!

‘Why is he here ?’

‘We found him licking whisky off the kitchen worktop’

 

[darkwolf666]

Think we need to know exactly what whiskey it was before we can form a judicial enquiry

A 25 year old Jura...

 

[Pembury]

Lap it up I say.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

If the whiskey was that good, you wouldn't have spilt it in the first place.
Definitely quackery

 

[moggy]

A 25 year old Jura...

Ah !!!!
Perfectly acceptable then, maybe have some straws nearby for next time. Aids a quicker gather up

 

[Acker79]

How clean was the side, or, how recently was it not clean?

 

[Gabbafella]

Given the chance, I'd give a 25 year old a damn good licking too!

 

[portlock seagull]

Tonight, whilst pouring myself a large glass of my expensive whisky I inexplicably sloshed a large amount over the kitchen side.

I looked at the large puddle with a mixture of emotions, shit I’ve wasted my good stuff!

I then looked round to make sure none of my family was about and promptly licked it off the side!

I then immediately felt I had done something dirty or wrong, but heck it was my good whisky!

Anyone else do something similar?

Why wasn’t your Mrs pouring it for you? Next you’ll be telling us you had to get your own ice...

 

[dazzer6666]

How clean was the side, or, how recently was it not clean?

It’s clean now

 

[VAL1850]

Within the 10 second rule ? If so okay

 

[darkwolf666]

Why wasn’t your Mrs pouring it for you? Next you’ll be telling us you had to get your own ice...

Ice, ICE, I’m not a bloody Eskimo...

 

[darkwolf666]

How clean was the side, or, how recently was it not clean?

The good news is I had cleaned it myself this very afternoon - so probably not very clean then

 

[GT49er]

A 25 year old Jura...

Good.................but not quite Carling.......



Probably worth licking up though.......!

 

[Sirnormangall]

Given the chance, I'd give a 25 year old a damn good licking too!

Yes, like many others, I thought this thread was linked to the thread about Man United’s most famous supporter.

 

[hart's shirt]

Ice, ICE, I’m not a bloody Eskimo...

I don't know anything about whisky, but your Vanilla Ice impression needs a bit more work.