Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Thanks for failing to find a cohesive, effective, consistant system of play that could actually beat anyone semi-decent during your 6 years in charge.
Thanks for persisting with The Obvious XI without making any provision for when key players are missing or (gulp) a bit off form.
Thanks for taking us to a World Cup without having tried Carrick or Hargreaves in a holding midfield role until it actually mattered.
Thanks for taking us to a World Cup with two injured strikers, an untried kid, and Crouch.
Thanks for leaving us stranded with Rooney having to plough a lone furrow on his own up front because you didn't take enough strikers.
Thanks for blindly persisting with the Gerrard/Lampard 4-4-2 for five years when most others realised after a handful of games that it just didn't work.
Thanks for sticking with all your faves regardless of form, fitness or contribution to the cause.
Thanks for all your inspirational and highly effective half time team talks.
Thanks for all the tactical nouse and fabulously productive tactical changes that swung so many games in our favour.
Thanks for being so calm all the time, specially on that bench. Its SUCH a help.
Thanks for bringing Tord Grip along to the party. He really is great at putting those cones out and handing out the bibs.
Thanks for your enthralling and enlightening press conferences, which really are compulsive viewing and not at all similar year in year out.
And finally. Thanks for completely f***ing up this entire World Cup campaign. With these players, I'm not sure anyone could have been quite so comprehensively inept in a Finals tournament. England truley stank from start to finish, and looking at the players we have, it takes a special kind of coach to achieve that.
Now take your handsome payoff from the FA. And f***. Off.
Thanks for persisting with The Obvious XI without making any provision for when key players are missing or (gulp) a bit off form.
Thanks for taking us to a World Cup without having tried Carrick or Hargreaves in a holding midfield role until it actually mattered.
Thanks for taking us to a World Cup with two injured strikers, an untried kid, and Crouch.
Thanks for leaving us stranded with Rooney having to plough a lone furrow on his own up front because you didn't take enough strikers.
Thanks for blindly persisting with the Gerrard/Lampard 4-4-2 for five years when most others realised after a handful of games that it just didn't work.
Thanks for sticking with all your faves regardless of form, fitness or contribution to the cause.
Thanks for all your inspirational and highly effective half time team talks.
Thanks for all the tactical nouse and fabulously productive tactical changes that swung so many games in our favour.
Thanks for being so calm all the time, specially on that bench. Its SUCH a help.
Thanks for bringing Tord Grip along to the party. He really is great at putting those cones out and handing out the bibs.
Thanks for your enthralling and enlightening press conferences, which really are compulsive viewing and not at all similar year in year out.
And finally. Thanks for completely f***ing up this entire World Cup campaign. With these players, I'm not sure anyone could have been quite so comprehensively inept in a Finals tournament. England truley stank from start to finish, and looking at the players we have, it takes a special kind of coach to achieve that.
Now take your handsome payoff from the FA. And f***. Off.