Welcome to the world Harper Seven.

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Sounds like a Cornishman telling you the time!
Probably conceived after a night on the Watneys party seven.

 

[AMEXican Wave]

I think it's alright, by their standards anyway.

At least Harper is a name that actually exists (for a person) previously, rather than some chavvy place-of-conception moniker..

My first thought was she'd been conceived on a yacht called Harper Seven. Maybe I should have creditted them with more class.

 

[Jimbo26]

What a absolutlely ridicoulous name. Sums up the mentality of the both of them. Idiots !!

 

[Colossal Squid]

I heard Gary Hart is the father

 

[whitelion]

Sounds like a Cornishman telling you the time!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I would say there are far worse names about, nearly always those thought up by celebrities, presumably hoping for an extra few column inches as a result.

Spare a thought for Petal Blossom Rainbow and Buddy Bear Oliver, absolutely guaranteed an extra bogwash when they get to school and find out not everyone has a rent-a-quote Mockney celebrity chef for a Dad.

Probably not much better for Jermajesty Jackson, Princess Tiaamii Price-Andre, Speck Wildhorse Cougar Mellencamp and Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani-Rossdale.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

And say what you like about Charlie Sheen, but he apparently named his newest child (at least the newest that he knows about) Bob.

Which is a proper, solid CHAP's name.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Remainds me of an old episode of Seinfeld:

George Costanza reveals to his fiancee Susan that he wants to name his future firstborn child Seven (after Mickey Mantle's jersey number). When Susan discloses this to her expectant cousin Carrie and her husband Ken, they love the name and decide to give it to their child. This outrages George, who follows them to the hospital, desperately trying to get them to switch to a different name (among his ideas are Soda, Eight, and Thirteen).

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I still think Will and Jada Smith need to be ashamed for calling their kids... Willo and Jaden.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I still think Will and Jada Smith need to be ashamed for calling their kids... Willo and Jaden.

Jaden seems quite popular now, for whatever reason. Only the other day I was in Asda and I heard the unmistakably husky twenty-a-day voice of a woman yelling "JADEN! Get over 'ere. NOW!" very loudly indeed across the pick-n-mix section.

 

[footychick]

I love the name Harper but 'seven' is just wrong

 

[Pavilionaire]

I love the name Harper but 'seven' is just wrong

Indeed. It's Bizarre...

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Here you go. Looks like I'm going to have to name my first two Tinkerbell Nevada and Emerald Constellation.

Celebrity Baby Name Generator

Edit: I just chucked the surname of our esteemed manager in there and it suggested a boys name of Bandit Grass Poyet

 

[Super Steve Earle]

And say what you like about Charlie Sheen, but he apparently named his newest child (at least the newest that he knows about) Bob.

Which is a proper, solid CHAP's name.

Whatever - he'll still be called Mr Sheen when grows up!!

 

[rocker959]

nuff said

 

[xenophon]

Maximum publicity achieved, downside is the brat will have to live with this name 4 eva (Beckham- speak there)

Social services should be informed

 

[public school boy]

Should have gone for Magnificent Seven which is the number of fingers Posh can take at one time

 

[the slow norris]

as a friend of mine said at work today "what happens when she marries a man called Mr poundatuppenyrice?"

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Jaden seems quite popular now, for whatever reason. Only the other day I was in Asda and I heard the unmistakably husky twenty-a-day voice of a woman yelling "JADEN! Get over 'ere. NOW!" very loudly indeed across the pick-n-mix section.

We have a customer in our store who does the same with her daughter Demi Leigh , the only thing is its sounds more like Dairylea.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Posh Spice is a slapper ,
her daughters Harper 7 ,
and when shes shagging Hoskins ,
she thinks shes gone to heaven.