weird things you had made when DRUNK.

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

ok. you all know the scenario. you stumble in at 3 etc and first of all run to the kitchen/SHITTER

youve been eating pub snacks all night/had a kebab but thats just NOT ENOUGH.

you need something HUGE in your gut to fulfill your manly needs.

so what have you ever made and CONSUME under the influence of alcohol.

i ask this because this morning when i awoke (after a 14 hour drinking session) i found in a bowl, all mixed up, the following

BREAD
TINNED TOMATOS
beans
marmite
broccoli
a carrot
a raw mushroom
oragano(flair)

odd to say the least buit at least half has been consumed by the look of it


so ainsley harriots of nsc, what have you created?

 

[seven stands]

i once created fire only in the soon put out toaster

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

a ham and raspberry toasted sandwhich

 

[Woodchip]

I've made Pavement Pizza a couple of times.

 

[Bakesy]

I've made Pavement Pizza a couple of times.

Lightweight

 

[The Wookiee]

ok. you all know the scenario. you stumble in at 3 etc and first of all run to the kitchen/SHITTER

youve been eating pub snacks all night/had a kebab but thats just NOT ENOUGH.

you need something HUGE in your gut to fulfill your manly needs.

so what have you ever made and CONSUME under the influence of alcohol.

i ask this because this morning when i awoke (after a 14 hour drinking session) i found in a bowl, all mixed up, the following

BREAD
TINNED TOMATOS
beans
marmite
broccoli
a carrot
a raw mushroom
oragano(flair)

odd to say the least buit at least half has been consumed by the look of it


so ainsley harriots of nsc, what have you created?

You sure you were not so pissed you chucked up in a bowl next to your bed To me looks like the perfect description of a pile of puke!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

The wife and I have made a couple of babies when drunk.

Does that count?

 

[Bad Ash]

I threw up a seafood pizza in my bed. Not the nicest thing to wake up to & covered in.

I have put stuff in the oven and forgotten about it a few times when drunk. Fortunately more sober housemates have been there who were woken up by the smoke. Now I seem to make omlettes (well something made with eggs and a frying pan) when drunk.

 

[Woodchip]

Lightweight

IN my younger years.

I'm gonna be a cheap date next week (17th) as I'll be drinking then (paddy's day, football and rugby). Then back off the beer until 30th (when the company pay for us to get pissed).

 

[Titanic]

I've made a complete fool of myself when drunk.

 

[Common as Mook]

Dipped a twix in marmite. Suprisingly nice.

 

[Bakesy]

I once fell asleep (very pissed) with the frying pan on with 4 beefburgers in it.I awoke to banging on my front door 'cos the flat above could smell the smoke.....all the oil had evaporated and all that was left was 4 black dots on the bottom of the pan.The flat was full of smoke and i had to shampoo the carpets and curtains to get rid of the stench.

 

[Bakesy]

IN my younger years.

I'm gonna be a cheap date next week (17th) as I'll be drinking then (paddy's day, football and rugby). Then back off the beer until 30th (when the company pay for us to get pissed).

SJLM and Gerbil are out on the lash too.....should get well messy!!!

 

[Biscuit]

ok. you all know the scenario. you stumble in at 3 etc

3?

Lightweight

 

[Buzzer]

The wife and I have made a couple of babies when drunk.

Does that count?

only if they're weird.

 

[BIRCHYBOY27]

I once fell asleep (very pissed) with the frying pan on with 4 beefburgers in it.I awoke to banging on my front door 'cos the flat above could smell the smoke.....all the oil had evaporated and all that was left was 4 black dots on the bottom of the pan.The flat was full of smoke and i had to shampoo the carpets and curtains to get rid of the stench.

What did they taste like?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Cheese and rice, in my student days.

Oh, and I came home one Saturday night to find my flatmate kneeling on the kitchen floor, crashed out and leaning forward so his head was in the veg container.

He'd actually fallen asleep whilst in the act of removing tomatoes from the bottom drawer, right in front of the fridge! Good effort, that.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Toasted cheese on Shredded Wheat.

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

One pan fry up is nice - throw sausages, bacon, mushrooms, tomatoes etc into a wok, bung in a few eggs to bond it all together. You can pick it up with your hands and if you drop it on the floor it all stays together.

 

[Mrs Coach]

Loo Roll Sushi. I was stuffing handfulls of tissue into my mouth in an attempt to stop being ill again. Didn't work.
Just ended up with Hamster Cheeks!