Wednesday's ground flooded...

[bailey]

 

[seven stands]

nice to see a pitch getting a good watering during the summer

 

[Woodchip]

Hosepipe ban? You're having a laugh
*repeat*

 

[ali jenkins]

But what about Thursdays and Fridays pitches?

I hope we can still play on the other days!

 

[Tooting Gull]

Wednesday are now in the market for Kanu..



Where's that coat...

 

[ali jenkins]

I see there promotion dreams are floating away!



Hold the door Tooting!

 

[bardo]

I see there promotion dreams are floating away!

Actually I thought they were doing rather swimmingly!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Do you not think these posts are a bit shallow?

 

[Grendel]

Do you not think these posts are a bit shallow?

Quite the opposite - they seem rather deep to me.

 

[Frutos]

People do seem to have gone in at the deep end with all these puns.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I sea what you did there.

 

[Woodchip]

What are the odds that the board will be ALL AT SEA over this?

 

[Tooting Gull]

I think I've just spotted a floater near the halfway line.

 

[Frutos]

What are the odds that the board will be ALL AT SEA over this?

They won't be too worried, hopefully it will all be water under the bridge by the start of the season.

 

[pasty]

I've heard of teams flooding the midfield, but that's just ridiculous.

 

[Braders]

won't be long until this thread gets a sinking feeling..

 

[Seagull73]

I just hope this doesn't flush all their finances down the drain...

 

[Frutos]

won't be long until this thread gets a sinking feeling..

I think it's more likely to end up being washed away on a tidal wave of bad puns.

 

[Parson Henry]

I think it's more likely to end up being washed away on a tidal wave of bad puns.

Best they play their home games at Stamford BRIDGE.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

new signings?

Paul Lake
Peter Swan
Claudio Reyna