Wednesday Caption Competition

[Titanic]

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

 

[Pavilionaire]

You made me feel old! BBC computers and ZX81 were already in by early 80s - much better than that obsolete tat in the photo...

 

[Gazwag]

I bumped into this young scallywag in the cafeteria, Will Gate or Bill Mates something like that, anyway, he told me one day there will be one of these in every house. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, he's even starting a company he's calling Microsoft, what a stupid name. Looks like a right nerd.

 

[Tooting Gull]

'Is it too early for a sherry?'

 

[Barrel of Fun]

There are 10 types of persons in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

 

[house your seagull]

look Meester kniiiight this is state of art, did i not get you good deal on federico you can trust me

brilliant

 

[withdeanwombat]

I'm only looking for evidence of UFOs.






Honest.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

The boys were determined not to look at Angie's massive arse
.

 

[colinpants]

"Go on see if you can get porn on it."

 

[seagull_special]

come on the then you funny bastards, make me laugh, entertain me, i'm bored.

Bloody hell, this laptop needs four people to carry it!

 

[seagull_special]

There are 10 types of persons in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Come on now , you've spent the last 2 hours designing the new Argus website and its still totally shite.

 

[Easy 10]

LOAD: "chuckieegg"

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[Fungus]

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

Opening the small mailbox reveals a leaflet.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

The Football League committee members were keen to use their new program called "Fixtures".

 

[Fungus]

Microsoft engineers test the new Windows 7 "touch-screen" technology. It may not be ready for a while.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

MSN Live Messenger is utter bollocks - there's only Gladys and me signed on - and she's sitting eight feet away.

 

[Munkfish]

There are 10 types of persons in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t.

 

[Frutos]

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

I used to love those games at primary school.

We had one called 'Rescue' which had all different scenarios in it (one in the usual haunted house/village, one involving snow and mountains, a space one etc...) and a programme called Hazard where you could create your own stories.

I'd love to find them again now, just for nostalgia purposes.

Sorry, that wasn't a caption attempt.

 

[Northstander]

Is that Joe Royal at the back?