Wednesday Afternoon Easy10 Quiz

[Simster]

How many shots will Easy10 take to do the front nine holes in this fabled round of golf he is partaking in that his wife knows nothing about?

I'll say 43.

 

[Soton Seagull]

48

 

[teaboy]

54

 

[CHAPPERS]

I reckon he's well good so i'll guess 41.

 

[Simster]

Actually he's probably a bit shit 'cos I doubt his wife lets him out to play golf all that often.

I'll adjust my guess to 51.

 

[John Dorian]

42....but it would be really embarrassing to go any higher methinks. he has got his own clubs so he must play quite often....

 

[Artois]

We all know he's not really playing golf. It's just a cover while he's off playing 'who's bush' with his bit on the side.


The question should be:

'How long will he last before he blows his load?'

 

[Braders]

39

 

[Yoda]

I'll go with 49

 

[Locky]

48..................................although does anyone know his handicap ?

I just know I souldn't of asked that

 

[John Dorian]

artois once again... you bring the element of sex into the conversation ... I salute you ...

 

[Hilton]

46

 

[Albion Rob]

48 shots if it's golf and 8 mins 55 secs if he's playing "Whos bush?".

 

[Artois]

I reckon he's a right stayer.

I predict 27 minutes. Plus he gets the bonus points for giving her more than one orgasm.

 

[Dover]

60. Went on about the whole scheme for far too llong last night.

 

[package]

the first round he lost count and the second round he went round in 48 ....

 

[teaboy]

Does 'lost count' translate as '77 but too embarassed to say', or as 'playing who's bush'?

 

[Easy 10]

First 9 I was dreadful, but in my defence, it was played in partly blizzard conditions. I was somewhere in the 50's I think, but I got in a bad mood and got all arsey because of a disastrous 8 on the 3rd hole which effectively wrote off the round. What didn't improve my mood was that my playing partner was absolutely NAILING everthing he hit, and making me look bad.

2nd round was an improvement, but only posted a below average 48 (my record is 37). However, I made some subtle adjustments to my swing over the last 2 or 3 holes which seemed to pay dividends, and I started catching it an absolute treat. The damage was already done today, but I'm very, very confident for Sunday now.

Missus is absolutely none the wiser, bless her. What a top day though. Nearly died, played golf, went down the pub, then saw the Albion win 3-0. Marvellous scenes.

(As for Artois predictions....I'll wake her up later and see how it goes).

 

[Artois]

(As for Artois predictions....I'll wake her up later and see how it goes).

I KNEW it.

Dirty man-slag you are Dave.