Wedding help needed (Part 3)

[The Keeper]

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred.

Then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation.

I headed straight out the front door. There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.

Should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?

Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

 

[Hampden Park]

should have shagged the dad

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Somebody has been reading Dear Deirdre too much, methinks.

 

[Marshy]

fixtures anyone.......sorry but that is at least 10 years old !

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Yep - Google is a wonderful thing

http://www.backwoodshome.com/humor/jokes80.html

 

[Lokki 7]

Not only is it very very old, but were you really passing it off as personal experience?

 

[The Keeper]

Not only is it very very old, but were you really passing it off as personal experience?

I was taking the piss !

With the whole Wedding advice thing

 

[Hampden Park]

so you're not getting married next month then

 

[tedebear]

DO NOT have your dance to Bryan Adams "everything I do" I look back now and think "What the F**K was I thinking" he he - have to say it really said alot about the future of that marriage!!

OOPS wrong thread

 

[The Keeper]

so you're not getting married next month then

Alas not, I am already married

 

[Hampden Park]

does this other woman and her parents know this

 

[Northstander]

Great thread

 

[Hampden Park]

Great thread

don't laugh he could get into real trouble

 

[The Keeper]

does this other woman and her parents know this

Her mother has her suspicions

 

[zefarelly]

I've just driven past the Metropole and theres a pink Roller outside, I hope its a pair of whoofters cos I'd feel for any self respecting gent being seen anywhere near it

 

[Hampden Park]

perhaps lady penelope has popped in to drop off some christmas cards

 

[zefarelly]

no it was a crap 80's Essex wide boy Roller, not a classy one

 

[Lokki 7]

no it was a crap 80's Essex wide boy Roller, not a classy one

Perhaps their classy pink roller was being repaired?

 

[zefarelly]

possible, but I'd have thought Parker would have better taste than to park something like that at the front of the hotel, or Lady P would have a better back up Motor . . . . or a boat even

 

[Northstander]

Perhaps Dale Winton is in town!


*Probably*