We need a Gordon Greer song.

[seagullsovergrimsby]

How many more times, if a song isn't widely sung it's because it's shite.

Greer has one syllable. The song requires two.

two syllables when sung as Gree - err

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

Haven't you learnt anything?? Syllables get thrown out the window when it comes to football chants! 1 syllable is easily turned into 2,3 possibly even 4 syllables if needed..

I get that, but for a player song a fairly key requirement is the players name... "GREEYAH?", good grief. This is exactly why there's no noise at the Amex, those who give song writing a go (A+ for effort in their defence) end up, nine times out of ten, starting something bloody awful.

 

[Tarpon]

To the tune of 'I'm a believer'

And then I saw him play, now I'm believer!
Not a trace of doubt in my mind
I'm in love, with Gordon Greer!
I couldn't leave him if I tried.

Could probably do verses...

 

[humpy]

To the tune of Robin Hood
Gordon greer, Gordon greer solid as a rock
Gordon greer, Gordon greer plays for the jocks
Good in the air
Looks like a grizzly bear
Gordon greer, Gordon greer,Gordon greer

Probably could do with 2nd line altering

 

[halbpro]

To the tune of Robin Hood
Gordon greer, Gordon greer solid as a rock
Gordon greer, Gordon greer plays for the jocks
Good in the air
Looks like a grizzly bear
Gordon greer, Gordon greer,Gordon greer

Probably could do with 2nd line altering

Quite like that. Nice and upbeat to a well known tune.

 

[Buzzer]

The Sideboard Song by Chas and Dave might work...




I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [to be PREMIER]/[about the atmosphere]
Got my beer and Gordon Greer
I don't care to be PREMIER


*needs a lot of work but hopefully you can see where I'm going with it.

 

[Mackenzie]

Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da.

500 Miles. The Proclaimers.

That would sound SUPERB.

 

[Buzzer]

A revision to my previous effort:

Gordon Greer, Gordon Greer
Gordon Greer and his magic hair
Got my beer and Brighton here
Gordon Greer and his magic hair....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

My effort, from the other thread -

(to 'Build a bonfire'...)

Lewandowski, lewandowski, wipe away your little tear
Thank the Lord that
You can still walk
You got done, by Gordon Greer...

 

[The Large One]

To the tune of Robin Hood
Gordon greer, Gordon greer solid as a rock
Gordon greer, Gordon greer plays for the jocks
Good in the air
Looks like a grizzly bear
Gordon greer, Gordon greer,Gordon greer

Probably could do with 2nd line altering

Gordon greer, Gordon greer solid as a rock (star!)
Gordon greer, Gordon greer played for Kilmarnock
Good in the air
Looks like a grizzly bear
Gordon greer, Gordon greer,Gordon greer

 

[rool]

When all the lights are flashing
Greer's Lewandowski bashing
la la la la la la la la etc etc

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Gordon drinks *Special Brew
He's just too good for you

*Could probably substitute Irn-Bru here tho eh?

 

[bhanutz]

Sing these in your head before posting.....the second to last line doesnt fit.... jeez

 

[bhanutz]

Gordon greer, Gordon greer solid as a rock (star!)
Gordon greer, Gordon greer played for Kilmarnock
Good in the air
Looks like a grizzly bear
Gordon greer, Gordon greer,Gordon greer

sing tbese songs in your head before posting....the second to last line doesnt fit....jeez

 

[The Large One]

Sing these in your head before posting.....the second to last line doesnt fit.... jeez

sing tbese songs in your head before posting....the second to last line doesnt fit....jeez

The originator of those words made it fit. I can see that it can fit. It does fit.

Jeez.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

My effort, from the other thread -

(to 'Build a bonfire'...)

Lewandowski, lewandowski, wipe away your little tear
Thank the Lord that
You can still walk
You got done, by Gordon Greer...

This is excellent.

 

[father_and_son]

Oasis - Rock and Roll Star (as requested...)

In my mind our three is real
Now you're concerned ur forward'll squeal

Greeee-er, He's a jock 'n' goal star
Greeee-er, He's a jock 'n' goal star

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

to the tune of were not going to take it by Twisted Sister

'Greers not going to take it
Your shin pad, he'll break it
Greers not gonna take it, any more'

 

[Codner's Wallop]

To Sing When you're Winning,

Shins when we're winning,
He'll smash your shins when we're winning,
Shins when we're winning,,,,etc

 

[OSRGull]

This is excellent.

Tinpot.