[Albion] We all know that the players are all over NSC, so who are you in real life?

[WATFORD zero]

I've seen on NSC that all the players are on NSC, so who are you ? I'm JPVH

 

[Chicken Run]

I’m John Robinson

 

[Is it PotG?]

I'm Leon Best

 

[Joey Jo Jo Jr. Shabadoo]

I’m really Ryan Harley and every time I’ve taken the piss out of him it’s to throw you lot off the scent.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

With my user name and retired status, it is obvious that I am Gordon Greer and use NSC to report back on what the loan players are up to. I have to thank @GT49er for doing all the work for me.

 

[chickens]

If we’re basing this on my footballing ability, I’m Jürgen Locadia.

If, however, we’re basing this on my DJ’ing ability, then I’m probably still Jürgen Locadia.

Available for weddings, Bar Mitzvah’s and anywhere where people don’t want to pay full price for someone who, let’s be honest, puts records on one after another.

 

[Cotton Socks]

I'm Solly

 

[Bombardier]

I'm JPVH

I’m Spartacus

 

[SeagullsoverLondon]

I’m Spartacus

No I'm Spartacus

 

[Javeaseagull]

No I'm Spartacus

No, I'm Spartacus and so is my wife.

 

[North Carolina Supporter]

I’m Anonymous
damn it! You trapped me!

 

[lawros left foot]

I’m Cucurella, you Brighton bastards.

 

[A1X]

Peter Brezovan

 

[Winker]

I’m Cucurella, you Brighton bastards.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

 

[AK74]

I’m Anthony Knockaert.

 

[Muzzman]

Glenn Murray of course!

 

[Nobby]

Nobby

 

[Bombardier]

No, I'm Spartacus and so is my wife.

Imposter alert. You’re a sequel and your wife is a subtitle sequel.

 

[Jack Straw]

Hello. I'm Zeinab Badawi.

 

[Sirnormangall]

I am our old stalwart centre half. Played more than 400 times for us. Now aged 82 - well done Norman