Watching the news about the stricken cruise ship.......

[Hungry Joe]

...and the Sky presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off.

 

[Everest]

I think I know her

 

[Hungry Joe]

I think I know her

Most men do.

 

[tgretton87]

I showed this to the Mrs and said there talking about you on NSC. Not impressed but I cannot stop laughing.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Tickled the hell out of me, a Carry On joke for the modern age.

 

[Art Vs Science]

...and the Sky presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off.

Flowers Flower Delivery, Send Flowers Online From Interflora

 

[Hungry Joe]

Flowers Flower Delivery, Send Flowers Online From Interflora

 

[Seagulls4life]

Made me laugh anyway...

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I first heard about the crash while I was going to bed..... on a cruise ship..

 

[Art Vs Science]

If that fails, how about a suggestive gift?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Yum, that looks dirty and tasty.

 

[champion7]

phoned the local model shop and asked if they had any italian cruise liner models left,they told me they had just the 1 so i said can you put it to 1 side for me. :-(

 

[Art Vs Science]

Yum, that looks dirty and tasty.

That is NOT icing, and i have just ruined a chocolate sponge

 

[Lord Bamber]

...and the Sky presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off.

It doesnt get post of the year but its certainly post of the day.

Comedy genius

 

[Peever]

...and the Sky presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off.

 

[Lady Gull]

...and the Sky presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off.

LOL LOL LOL only on Sky!!

 

[Yoda]

...and the Sky presenter said "she's lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court". I just happened to glance at the wife and now it's all kicked off.

What up with her? I remember when that would make her tickled pink.

 

[Race]

The captain that left a sinking ship before the passengers he was carrying is an absolute disgrace.

What's his name again?

Oh yeah, Christopher Samba!