Was the sound of Valentines cards landing on your mat...

[Spun Cuppa]

...thundering, or deafening in its silence?

So far none have arrived here, but the postie has stairs to negotiate, so I feel for him with all that weight

 

[Dr Q]

a thundering crash on our door mat, turning out to be two magazines, and...... a valentines card from the dog I sponsor at Dogs Trust

Doubt I'll get one from the missus though.

 

[tedebear]

Our post was louder than the thundering wildebeest from the plains of east africa...sadly it was just my car insurance renewal garbage...

 

[Eric Potts]

I got a letter with a lovely picture of Nancy Platts on it

 

[Beach Hut]

I missed out (again)

 

[The Peanut Roaster]

None for me.

Guess I'll have to roast my own nuts for another year.

 

[John Dorian]

None at Hastings address, although, I am going back to my Chichester address later today so I expect to not be able to open the door against the sheer weight of the post against it !!

 

[FLOG GNAW]

Got an E-card if that counts

 

[Bluejuice]

I'd forgotten it was Valentine's Day tomorrow and only went to check the post as I'm expecting a package. It wasn't there but I did have a little red card. Sadly however the only people that know my address are my bank and my mother. And my bank doesn't really like me.

Kudos to the old dear though as she's obviously roped in a spastic to write the address for her so I don't recognise the handwriting AND she's somehow avoided it getting a giveaway postmark.

I'd almost believe it was from a genuine mystery admirer if it weren't for the aforementioned address giveaway. Seeing as I manage to elude numerous creditors it seems unlikely that a secret crush is going to track me down to my hideaway

 

[sam86]

I'd forgotten it was Valentine's Day tomorrow and only went to check the post as I'm expecting a package. It wasn't there but I did have a little red card. Sadly however the only people that know my address are my bank and my mother. And my bank doesn't really like me.

Kudos to the old dear though as she's obviously roped in a spastic to write the address for her so I don't recognise the handwriting AND she's somehow avoided it getting a giveaway postmark.

I'd almost believe it was from a genuine mystery admirer if it weren't for the aforementioned address giveaway. Seeing as I manage to elude numerous creditors it seems unlikely that a secret crush is going to track me down to my hideaway

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I'd forgotten it was Valentine's Day tomorrow and only went to check the post as I'm expecting a package. It wasn't there but I did have a little red card. Sadly however the only people that know my address are my bank and my mother. And my bank doesn't really like me.

Kudos to the old dear though as she's obviously roped in a spastic to write the address for her so I don't recognise the handwriting AND she's somehow avoided it getting a giveaway postmark.

I'd almost believe it was from a genuine mystery admirer if it weren't for the aforementioned address giveaway. Seeing as I manage to elude numerous creditors it seems unlikely that a secret crush is going to track me down to my hideaway

 

[Deleted User X18H]

I missed out (again)

No! Check again.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

I'd forgotten it was Valentine's Day tomorrow and only went to check the post as I'm expecting a package. It wasn't there but I did have a little red card. Sadly however the only people that know my address are my bank and my mother. And my bank doesn't really like me.

Kudos to the old dear though as she's obviously roped in a spastic to write the address for her so I don't recognise the handwriting AND she's somehow avoided it getting a giveaway postmark.

I'd almost believe it was from a genuine mystery admirer if it weren't for the aforementioned address giveaway. Seeing as I manage to elude numerous creditors it seems unlikely that a secret crush is going to track me down to my hideaway

Probably used the old 'write it with the other hand' ploy. I use to do that on g/f's valentines cards...Not too sure about the postmark enigma. Might have been a bus ride out to somewhere distant?

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Not really relevant, but the Grants is kicking in, so...

Last night, around midnight, the phone rang

I picked it up, and it was a woman I was friendly with a bit last year

We had a bit of a chat and it got a wee bit fruity. Just having a laugh and what have you and a catch up, then she says, 'Say hello to my boyfriend...' and pops him on the blower

What is there to say to a bloke who has just heard one half of that conversation