[Football] Was our win at Anfield BIGGER THAN JESUS?

[Herr Tubthumper]

Well? Surely a yes?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

As we sang in our first home match against City at the Amex. “Jesus is a wanker”.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Well? Surely a yes?

I believe the Pope is taking soundings from his Cardinals and may well show the goal - plus Danny Murphy and Micah Richard's analysis, at Mass in St Peter's Square on Sunday.

His Holiness is also expected to appear on the balcony in an Alzate No:17 replica shirt, in place of his usual Papal robes.

 

[Normal Rob]

Jesus is only thought* to have been 5ft5in tall. That's only 1 inch taller than Lamptey, and a country mile away from BDB. So it's a 'no' from me

*clearly he didn't ever exist.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I believe the Pope is taking soundings from his Cardinals and may well show the goal - plus Danny Murphy and Micah Richard's analysis, at Mass in St Peter's Square on Sunday.

His Holiness is also expected to appear on the balcony in an Alzate No:17 replica shirt, in place of his usual Papal robes.

And the Vatican to be renamed The 19 Holy One Club.

 

[Soton Seagull]

Yes, what with there being actual evidence our win happened

 

[Icy Gull]

Don’t let the Americans see this thread, they’ll be burning Albion kits

 

[Pint of Ale and a Burger]

Jesus may well have been an extraterrestrial or at least in contact with extra terrestrials so this may be why we want our team to be visible from space.
So whilst the win itself may not be as big as Jesus,it has possibly been influenced by Jesus and could have a similar size Impact on societies other planets as when Jesus arrived here.

 

[el punal]

The club have terminated Sodexo’s contract as caterers at the Amex and replaced them with Jesus. A club spokesman stated that anyone who can turn water in wine and make five loaves and two fish feed 5,000 is a winner in our book.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Win at anfield, or jackanory story.....let.me.think.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Authorities in Brazil are making arrangements for the statue of Christ the Redeemer heading Solly's cross back across the 6 yard box to be fitted with a Big Dan Burn match-worn shirt.

 

[bluenitsuj]

Jesus is a diver

 

[KZNSeagull]

Obviously. It was bigger than the biggest thing you can think of.

 

[AmexRuislip]

I believe the Pope is taking soundings from his Cardinals and may well show the goal - plus Danny Murphy and Micah Richard's analysis, at Mass in St Peter's Square on Sunday.

His Holiness is also expected to appear on the balcony in an Alzate No:17 replica shirt, in place of his usual Papal robes.

No smoke without.........

 

[Sid in the Sharknado]

Don’t let the Americans see this thread, they’ll be burning Albion kits

At least they'll have to buy them first.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Jesus may well have been an extraterrestrial or at least in contact with extra terrestrials so this may be why we want our team to be visible from space.
So whilst the win itself may not be as big as Jesus,it has possibly been influenced by Jesus and could have a similar size Impact on societies other planets as when Jesus arrived here.

You've reminded me of one of the so-called serious channels we get on satellite TV, who do programmes like "Michaelangelo - was he really an extraterrestrial?' The conclusion is always 'there is no evidence to support this intriguing notion. So we may never know.'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Barabas OUT

 

[schmunk]

Barabas OUT

Why? He was my favourite member of the A Team.

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

I voted yes but only because I don’t know what ‘feed up with polls’ means

 

[marlowe]

Recent results indicate that we're going through a bit of a resurrection at the moment.