Warning. Beer Goggles Work - Scientific Proof

[pasty]

According to an experiment performed on Braniac on Sky 1 last night.

2 blokes rated four different girls on a scale of 1 to 10. They were then given beers, and asked to rescore after drinking. After only TWO PINTS, they rated the girls 11% higher than when sober.

Obviously a very serious scientific programme, as another "experiment" went on to prove that silicone enhanced breasts float better in water than natural breasts.

(Apologies for sexist content of post)

 

[Robot Chicken]

THERE'S ONLY ONE JOHN TICKLE!

TICK-LE! TICK-LE! TICK-LE!

 

[zefarelly]

only two pints eh . . . .is that why after 8 pints you fancy yourself and end up sleeping alone wherever you fall over ?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Telling the lads on here that beer goggles work on men is no comfort to anyone.

What they need to know is whether beer goggles work for women. Then they'll be in with a chance.

 

[METALMICKY]

I believe the appropriate equation is:

pub+Dog=Stella x 8 = pm fox > am coyote ugly!

 

[Artois]

That number 2 was as FIT as.

 

[captainmorganrum]

She was - but number four was a fella in a dress!
Did no else spot that?

 

[Artois]

Yes. It was obvious. It was VESITE central.

 

[Brovion]

Brainiac is a superb program! "Question, what have we learnt today? Answer, you can't blow up enough caravans!"