[Humour] Wagatha Christie: Rooney v Vardy

[Brok]

I don't know anything about this case, but "Wagatha Christie"?

That's brilliant!

 

[Easy 10]

Far be it for me to stand up for either of them, but Colleen Rooney did make her own money from modelling. This is from 2019.

Her personal wealth is estimated to be around £15.1 million, with a large chunk of it made up from her modelling endeavours, including starring in the George at Asda campaign for which she was reportedly paid £3 million.

Oh please. How much of that would she have actually made WITHOUT being Mrs Rooney, shackled to Shrek ?

She's spent her life basking in her husbands profile, due to the paps inevitably following them everywhere. Were he not a multi-multi millionaire footballer, most other women would have ditched him long ago after his granny-ploughing, amongst other numerous 'indiscretions'. Colleen knows exactly which side her bread is buttered though doesn't she.

I'd venture her "modelling endeavours" wouldn't have got her past Tik-Tok without being the other half of "Wazza". She's not exactly Cindy Crawford - she's got a face like a welders workbench (yes, says the sad middle-aged bloke tapping away on a keyboard - but then I'm not putting myself up for beauty pageants).

Both these tarts need a reality check outside of their cosseted little bubbles, the stupid BINTS. Its pathetic.

 

[AmexRuislip]

Far be it for me to stand up for either of them, but Colleen Rooney did make her own money from modelling. This is from 2019.

Her personal wealth is estimated to be around £15.1 million, with a large chunk of it made up from her modelling endeavours, including starring in the George at Asda campaign for which she was reportedly paid £3 million.

Couldn't imagine these 2 in the Navy.
Tottering up the steps on firewatch

 

[Driver8]

Far be it for me to stand up for either of them, but Colleen Rooney did make her own money from modelling. This is from 2019.

Her personal wealth is estimated to be around £15.1 million, with a large chunk of it made up from her modelling endeavours, including starring in the George at Asda campaign for which she was reportedly paid £3 million.

Which is about £15.1m more than she would have if not married to Wayne Rooney.

 

[keaton]

Oh please. How much of that would she have actually made WITHOUT being Mrs Rooney, shackled to Shrek ?

She's spent her life basking in her husbands profile, due to the paps inevitably following them everywhere. Were he not a multi-multi millionaire footballer, most other women would have ditched him long ago after his granny-ploughing, amongst other numerous 'indiscretions'. Colleen knows exactly which side her bread is buttered though doesn't she.

I'd venture her "modelling endeavours" wouldn't have got her past Tik-Tok without being the other half of "Wazza". She's not exactly Cindy Crawford - she's got a face like a welders workbench (yes, says the sad middle-aged bloke tapping away on a keyboard - but then I'm not putting myself up for beauty pageants).

Both these tarts need a reality check outside of their cosseted little bubbles, the stupid BINTS. Its pathetic.

If we're getting annoyed over people getting rich from personal relationships and family links I'm not sure footballer's wives is where I'd start

 

[Easy 10]

If we're getting annoyed over people getting rich from personal relationships and family links I'm not sure footballer's wives is where I'd start

I haven't started anywhere. WAGS obviously aren't the only offenders, but its on topic, hence the thread and the opinion.

 

[Barry Izbak]

Surely next to no one gives a shit about this.
Do they? Really?

 

[Easy 10]

Surely next to no one gives a shit about this.
Do they? Really?

Not really. I'll not be setting my alarm to wake up early to pour over it.

Just rubbernecking.

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Surely next to no one gives a shit about this.
Do they? Really?

Its a fantastic story. Phones being dropped (luzzed) in the North Sea, Peter Andre's tiny cock being bought up as evidence, IT experts forgetting passwords (Jimmy Hill) all played out by the narcissistic wives of 2 of the thickest men in football.

I doubt care who wins this one but its a great court case to watch as a neutral.

 

[AmexRuislip]

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Now I know why all on here say FFS.
Amazing what knowledge you pick up

 

[portlock seagull]

More evidence that money doesn’t buy you class.

They’re like two bald men fighting over a comb.

 

[portlock seagull]

Surely next to no one gives a shit about this.
Do they? Really?

Of course nobody CARES. Even the Legal establishment asked then not take to court. But big ego’s and small IQ’s are at play here so inevitably…Pull up a chair like rest of us and grab some Pringles!

 

[Iggle Piggle]

How did Peter Andre allegedly ever service Katie Price adequately

Perhaps it's one of those optical illusions whereby it looks small when it is presented next to something extremely large.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Its a fantastic story. Phones being dropped (luzzed) in the North Sea, Peter Andre's tiny cock being bought up as evidence, IT experts forgetting passwords (Jimmy Hill) all played out by the narcissistic wives of 2 of the thickest men in football.

I doubt care who wins this one but its a great court case to watch as a neutral.

Yes, this in spades.

Two of the ugliest men in football fund a public binfest between two of the thickest women with everyone bound to lose face and money. It’s tremendous


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[AmexRuislip]

Perhaps it's one of those optical illusions whereby it looks small when it is presented next to something extremely large.

Oh you mean like threading cotton into the channel tunnel

 

[albionalex]

Not sure why people on here are lumping Colleen in with R Vardy.

I am sure you would be pissed off if someone was leaking private information of yours to the press (and mentioning your chipolata)!

 

[Happy Exile]

I can't read Peter Andre's name without thinking of the taxi scene from Human Traffic.

 

[Weststander]

Oh please. How much of that would she have actually made WITHOUT being Mrs Rooney, shackled to Shrek ?

She's spent her life basking in her husbands profile, due to the paps inevitably following them everywhere. Were he not a multi-multi millionaire footballer, most other women would have ditched him long ago after his granny-ploughing, amongst other numerous 'indiscretions'. Colleen knows exactly which side her bread is buttered though doesn't she.

I'd venture her "modelling endeavours" wouldn't have got her past Tik-Tok without being the other half of "Wazza". She's not exactly Cindy Crawford - she's got a face like a welders workbench (yes, says the sad middle-aged bloke tapping away on a keyboard - but then I'm not putting myself up for beauty pageants).

Both these tarts need a reality check outside of their cosseted little bubbles, the stupid BINTS. Its pathetic.

This.

Colleen and Rebekah are only ‘something’ because they met blokes who could kick a football to a high standard.

Modelling, money from being ‘an influencer’, brand contracts, all only came to these women through their husbands names.

Now in this battle of thick as shit egos, they’re doing a good job of wasting it.

 

[Acker79]

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[Billy the Fish]

Just been rubbernecking the live updates this morning, it's quite obvious that vardy is a complete snide who was leaking things to the sun. Her excuse is that despite there being messages between her and her agent about leaks and payments they were never serious

No idea if any of this affects the actual case but I suspect making vardy look stupid in the dock is rooney's main objective.