"Good afternoon. Can I speak to Simon please? Our multi-million pound scoreboard system has broken down and we have a REALLY important event coming up. I HAVE to have it fixed."
"I'm terribly sorry sir, he's sorting out an internet poll to decide the FITTEST female TV presenter, can he call you back in a couple of days?"
"Oh, right, OK. I didn't realise. No problem"
A small point of order before I CRACK ON with the groups. Has Cat Deeley presented anything on UK Television in the last 12 months?