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Dorset Seagull
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During post op an Aussie male nurse offered to make me a cuppa and whilst making the brew was singing ging gang goolie! Not sure whether it was a wind up or not.
When I went back to the waiting room to collect the missus she was chatting to a couple and I said to the chap not to worry as there was nothing to it. When we got outside she said that he was telling her he was there to have a boil removed!
When I went back to the waiting room to collect the missus she was chatting to a couple and I said to the chap not to worry as there was nothing to it. When we got outside she said that he was telling her he was there to have a boil removed!
willow147
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Very straightforward except for the initial anesthetic, the injection was fine but needed a second one after I felt the scalpel doing it's job on the first incision, that wasn't the greatest feeling.
phoenix
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- May 18, 2009
- 2,871
Similar, massive swollen nuts. Looked like Jordan down below, and solid except for my old fella which was flat as a pancake.
Just for reassurance the Doc said he was not sure if he cut the correct tubes.
Had mine in 1974. Op itself fine but 2 days of swelling and pain. Had to have it privately as NHS did not do it in those days. So, 3 of us agreed to a package deal to get the cost down. Think it was about £100 each which was a lot in those days. One wife chosen to drive the three of us home. She thought it great fun when we went over bumps in the road.
Anyway no problems or kids since.
Anyway no problems or kids since.
the slow norris
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Exact same experience as me. I said "I can feel that" to which the doc replied that it's normal to feel tugging, to which I replied "no, I can feel you slicing". Anyhow, another injection and a few more minutes and everything was fine.no after effects at all, no soreness, just a great excuse to do nothing all weekend.
ROSM
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The injections were the most discomfort. After that it was painless. I was dropped off by my wife and due to the person before me cancelling, I was back out in just over 15 mins. My wife remarked shed waited longer at the dentist for me, to the point that initially she hadn't believed I'd had it done.
My advice is to listen to the instructions and ensure you do take the rest they suggest, any pampering on offer and sympathy is something to be embraced and take the pain relief on the routine even if you think you don't need it.
Apparently most issues with the op not working are linked to people not taking the 24 hrs on the sofa option.
The scars healed relatively quickly and I was back doing circuits and exercise in 2 weeks. I tried after 1 but it was a bit early so stopped.
I even had a night out with a few pints followed by violent vomiting food poisoning (from a Chinese) 3 days later without any additional discomfort than food poisoning normally causes
My advice is to listen to the instructions and ensure you do take the rest they suggest, any pampering on offer and sympathy is something to be embraced and take the pain relief on the routine even if you think you don't need it.
Apparently most issues with the op not working are linked to people not taking the 24 hrs on the sofa option.
The scars healed relatively quickly and I was back doing circuits and exercise in 2 weeks. I tried after 1 but it was a bit early so stopped.
I even had a night out with a few pints followed by violent vomiting food poisoning (from a Chinese) 3 days later without any additional discomfort than food poisoning normally causes
Shropshire Seagull
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Its called family planning.
Once you have the number of kids you and your partner are happy with and you intend to spend the rest of your life together - its the obvious choice.
I had mine done in Haywards Heath about 20 years ago.
As others have said the worst bit is the initial anesthetic needle injection plus the awkwardness of another man fumbling around with your unmentionables ....
Couple of weeks "inactivity" before usual service resumed as a "jaffa"
The injections were a bit painful, needed a couple more half way through as well as when he changed sides I could feel everything. Worse bit is having a fifty year old bloke shaving your balls and the smell of burning when they cauterise the cuts 
Had the next day off then went back to work. Fine ever since. Really not a big deal at all.
Had the next day off then went back to work. Fine ever since. Really not a big deal at all.
The injections were a bit painful, needed a couple more half way through as well as when he changed sides I could feel everything. Worse bit is having a fifty year old bloke shaving your balls and the smell of burning when they cauterise the cuts
Had the next day off then went back to work. Fine ever since. Really not a big deal at all.
Should have paid for the premium service - I had a nice young nurse wielding the bic razor
Two Professors
Two Mad Professors
Another memory was the nurse giving us very small sample bottles for the sperm testing.A fellow patient looked askance-the nurse sighed and said "get your wife to spit it in"!
I had it done about a year and a half ago on the NHS. The op was amazingly quick with no pain. Milked the laying on the sofa thing for 2 days but was actually fine after one. Week or so of feeling a bit tender, that's it.
A GP mate of mine (who never seems to get anything medical right) was giving me horror stories of pain and telling me to go private. But he was wrong, again.
A GP mate of mine (who never seems to get anything medical right) was giving me horror stories of pain and telling me to go private. But he was wrong, again.
Chief Wiggum
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- Apr 30, 2009
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After four kids in five years, had mine in 1999 in my 40's so not sure if procedures have moved on in that time. Mine was under local anesthetic and in and out of the clinic the same morning. Uncomfortable experience but relatively pain free during the op.
After the local had worn off a few hours later it was very painful for a day or two and my nuts swelled up and resembled a couple of small ripe Aubergines.
Whilst I didn't really want to have a vasectomy at the time, it turned out to be one of my better decisions. Sex becomes care free and spontaneous when you remove the worry of contraception and unwanted pregnancy and you can chuck your (admitably a little bit gloopier) seed around with 'gay' abandon!
After the local had worn off a few hours later it was very painful for a day or two and my nuts swelled up and resembled a couple of small ripe Aubergines.
Whilst I didn't really want to have a vasectomy at the time, it turned out to be one of my better decisions. Sex becomes care free and spontaneous when you remove the worry of contraception and unwanted pregnancy and you can chuck your (admitably a little bit gloopier) seed around with 'gay' abandon!
- Jan 3, 2012
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Mine was a woman, which made it worse, but she was a Consultant Surgeon, and that was 20 years ago.
Felt nothing. Drove home. A bit uncomfortable for a while but nothing serious.
No problems at all, but played on it ,and had three days on the sofa watching tv, with my wife at bringing me anything I wanted.although ,while waiting for my appointment ,the patient in before me ,appeared to come out crying, I asked the nurse this, and she said they were , tears of joy!
marcos3263
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So after a recent scare I have decided to go for a vasectomy.
This thread is a little old so wondered if anyone has any recent experiences.
Private seems to be £500 so would rather NHS but what are the waiting list like?
We are 100% sure we only want the one child and he is great. I am getting on and am too tired and too poor to afford another one and chances are the next one will be broken anyway. (everyone I know with two kids the second one is a shit)
Wife feels the same so its time for the chop.
thoughts?
This thread is a little old so wondered if anyone has any recent experiences.
Private seems to be £500 so would rather NHS but what are the waiting list like?
We are 100% sure we only want the one child and he is great. I am getting on and am too tired and too poor to afford another one and chances are the next one will be broken anyway. (everyone I know with two kids the second one is a shit)
Wife feels the same so its time for the chop.
thoughts?
Silverhatch
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Go to BPAS. Their urologists do dozens of VS a day. I was strongly advised to go to BPAS because they offer the best chance of not having bollocks like aubergines after the procedure
Change at Barnham
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I had it done about 20 years ago. It was very easy and with no problems. My abdomen felt tender for a few hours but was then fine the next morning.
After having two kids we decided that was enough for us. I had the vasectomy so that my wife could then come off the pill and it allowed us to not worry about any other contraception.
Getting it done was the best thing I ever did. I'd highly recommend it as a lifestyle choice.
My own anxiety before hand was the biggest problem. I needn't have worried.
After having two kids we decided that was enough for us. I had the vasectomy so that my wife could then come off the pill and it allowed us to not worry about any other contraception.
Getting it done was the best thing I ever did. I'd highly recommend it as a lifestyle choice.
My own anxiety before hand was the biggest problem. I needn't have worried.
Worried Man Blues
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I was the second kid, I hope it doesn't hurt THAT much