Valentines meal......What shall i cook then ??

[Fourteenth Eye]

Suggestion then please

what should i cook for the lady this eve ??

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Shredded foreskin in a sweet and sour sauce.

 

[empire]

make a nice soup,then have a knuckle shuffle in it,for extra salt,then if she refuses the deep throat later,you can say,dont worry ive already had it

 

[watsongooal]

Drink from the furry cup, some finger pie, and then for desert make your log chocolatey

 

[CHAPPERS]

EGG AND CHIPS.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Bernard Matthews Turkey Lung Fritters - bootiful

 

[aftershavedave]

Bernard Matthews Turkey Lung Fritters - bootiful

you old romantic

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

cheesecake

 

[The Large One]

I've met your bird.

Carrot and celery - choose your own method of entry and form of mastication.

 

[Drumstick]

Something you can cook with out messing it up, try to avoid things that take alot of work tho.

 

[Mrs Coach]

My god! What is WRONG with you creatures?!!!!!!

Fillet steak, cut into one inch cubes, coat in flour, salt and pepper, lightly fry with some chopped onions then as it starts to cook add a tin of chopped tomatoes and some red wine,

boil some new potatoes and add butter, with steamed carrots and peas.














and if she hasn't bought you a card - spit in it!

 

[1066gull]

Toad in the hole.

 

[Easy 10]

f*** all that. We're going down the pub, then getting a CHINK later.

Treat em' mean, and all that.