She doesnt deserve such a work of art.
Got a text from the wife Saturday saying she was in casualty.
When I got back from Stoke I watched all 50 minutes of it on catch up………never saw her once.
She still hasn’t come home yet.
Im starving
I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentines day. She said "Ill give you a clue. An ex England Goalie"
She was expecting flowers, shes getting Seaman