looney
Banned
- Jul 7, 2003
- 15,652
I'm starting to think I'm clearly quite lucky! driving the car with a bottle of brandy in one hand and a fag in the other whilst steering the wheel with my knees, has always come easy to me, I also think this new law is unfair to those of us who have to eat there lunch whilst driving!
Oh it is. firstly as I have a love of cocktails I have to maintain a steady speed with few bends when shaking and pouring out my Martini, the outside lane on the Motorway is the best place for this.
The good news is that as I no longer smoke then the lighter socket can be used to plug in my Sandwich toaster resting on the passenger seat and there's nothing in the law about not leaning across the gear stick to plate up my lunch. although plugging in my hotplate for a Chinese take out or roast dinner is another fast lane job I am afraid otherwise the gravy tends to spill and have you tried getting oyster sauce out of the upholstery.?.