[Help] Using a season ticket for 1 match

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[Bob!]

Using a friends season ticket for one game because they can't attend the match and I've never used a season ticket before, how do you enter the ground with it/scan it?? I obviously don't want to act like I've never used a season ticket before at the ground because trading season tickets isn't allowed so...

You also need to suss which turnstile the scanner opens, it's different at different entrances.

 

[Albion my Albion]

There are huge amounts of people I see clutching a season ticket while going up and down trying to work out where the seat is. If it's your seat you'd know where it is!

Good advice. Although couldn't he say he was looking for a mate that told him he would be attending the match?

 

[Albion my Albion]

Lots of so-called-fans forget about that bit... in fact, I'm sure there will be thread about it on saturday evening where some uber-fan will complain about the JCLs leaving early. Someone will point out they they had to leave early to catch a train back to Bavaria or Haywards Heath or somewhere else. People will say that leaving on 85 mins is worse than murder and other people will point out that you pay your money and you can choose when you want to leave. It will be boring and predictable. I think that it might even have been dropped from the oath now because of the problems caused by the post-match, leave-early thread after after bloody game!

What happens if you have diarrhea and have crapped in your pants and hope to leave the pitch area before other fans notice you have a brown streak on your blue pants?

Of course nothing such as this has ever happened to me.

 

[father_and_son]

What happens if you have diarrhea and have crapped in your pants and hope to leave the pitch area before other fans notice you have a brown streak on your blue pants?

Of course nothing such as this has ever happened to me.

Use that one on tomorrow's thread... I'm sure the uber-fans will tell you that they would sit in their own sh*t to clap Glenn and the boys off the pitch!

 

[LowKarate]

You forgot the bit about "I will stay to the final whistle and remain in the stand vigorously clapping the players off the pitch, win, lose or draw"

That’s not in the Ts&Cs.

 

[spence]

Using a friends season ticket for one game because they can't attend the match and I've never used a season ticket before, how do you enter the ground with it/scan it?? I obviously don't want to act like I've never used a season ticket before at the ground because trading season tickets isn't allowed so...

I'm grassing.

Anyone got Barbers email ?

 

[BNthree]

Good advice. Although couldn't he say he was looking for a mate that told him he would be attending the match?

To be honest the stewards don't seem to care in the slightest and will happily direct them to the seats.

 

[Official Old Man]

Unbelievable in the North, well N1G anyways, the number of people up the stairs and past the dozy stewards and trying to find their seats with their ticket in one hand and a full-to-the-brim pint of lager in the other. Come here often then?

Where does one get a 'full to the brim' pint? I have to send my Harveys back at least once just to get close to the top.
You are right though, I see someone every game in East Upper with a pint strolling up to the seats.

 

[el punal]

And don't forget to roll your left trouser leg up to the knee. A few people have made the mistake of doing the wrong leg.

And don’t forget to take your flask . . . . oh, hang on a minute . . .

 

[PeterOut]

Where does one get a 'full to the brim' pint? I have to send my Harveys back at least once just to get close to the top.
You are right though, I see someone every game in East Upper with a pint strolling up to the seats.

Ah - so it was it you (in a group of 4) that spent 5 minutes sending the girl back repeatedly to top up each of your drinks before the last home game?
Meanwhile, I'm stood helplessly behind you in the queue, watching the pile of much-desired burgers shrinking as they are handed over to others, wondering if there will be just one left before you were satisfied that your pints were 'full'?

 

[Winker]

Using a friends season ticket for one game because they can't attend the match and I've never used a season ticket before, how do you enter the ground with it/scan it?? I obviously don't want to act like I've never used a season ticket before at the ground because trading season tickets isn't allowed so...

When you get to Withdean, just shin up the trees at the back of the stand and jump over the fence, you won't need the ticket.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Don't forget that a season ticket gives you priority at the catering outlets. Ignore any queues, just walk straight to the front. If challenged, simply say: 'Season Ticket priority customer, please step aside so that I may be served'

 

[Invicta]

Walk up stairs to the left if in . EAST UPPER. Current lucky stairs !

 

[Goldstone1976]

I hope the OP doesn’t forget his lanyard.