[Politics] US military shoots down another unidentified flying object

[Insel affe]

schmunk​

Slightly harsh, why am i a nonce ?

 

[Rambo]

Better call Will Smith.

 

[raymondo]

Ahhh. But how do you know that any aliens don’t have far more technologically advanced string than us?

That's just another string theory, Shirley

 

[raymondo]

I give it a week.

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We're NEVER going to get European football are we

 

[SeagullinExile]

That's just another string theory, Shirley

Maybe the strings have the ability to morph into a slightly heavy rope?

 

[raymondo]

Maybe the strings have the ability to morph into a slightly heavy rope?

Aah yes...in which case we're buggered

 

[Diallo]

Ahhh. But how do you know that any aliens don’t have far more technologically advanced string than us?

Because if we can’t prove it, science teaches us it isn’t true. Current human logic

 

[SeagullinExile]

Because if we can’t prove it, science teaches us it isn’t true. Current human logic

 

[Hamilton]

Because if we can’t prove it, science teaches us it isn’t true. Current human logic

We’re dooooomed!

 

[Diallo]

We’re dooooomed!

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Don’t worry!

We’ve got this!

 

[Oh_aye]

You've left out a word between "some" and _have"!

Or you can replace the word 'some' with 'Twitter'

 

[Goldstone1976]

I am no conspiracy theorist, but...they seem to be preparing the general public for admission that there are unidentified intelligent objects visiting earth.

Umm, that's the very definition of a conspiracy theory.

 

[Diallo]

Umm, that's the very definition of a conspiracy theory.

Holodomor was a conspiracy theory?

 

[SeagullinExile]

Umm, that's the very definition of a conspiracy theory.

Not really. It’s just a theory, no conspiracy here at all. The release of the early 2000’s US Navy videos a few years ago could well be seen as planting a seed in all of our minds tbf.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

This is it boys, this is WAR

 

[Diallo]

schmunk​

Slightly harsh, why am i a nonce ?

It’s called cognitive dissonance. Can be triggered when some might be having their perception of reality questioned.

 

[marcos3263]

If there are aliens visiting and we are blowing them up then that's a bit shit. They would have huge technology advantages we could learn from as well as a better understanding of the universe.
They might even know how to fix VAR......

 

[beorhthelm]

they're drones from China. right now it's convenient for US to let the alien thing run as it's a bit embarrassing to not have intel on this tech. for decades US flew spyplanes over Russia, China, others, which were frequently confused for UFO as they exceeded commonly known capabilities. these seem to "float" slowly, probably have enough uplift to maintain height, solar powered, drift on the jet stream.

 

[Amexarmadillo]

Wouldn’t surprise me if fake alien invasion is used as a means to apply yet more fear (and control) on the population.

 

[Nobby]

I am no conspiracy theorist, but with recent admissions by various American authorities and the military they seem to be preparing the general public for admission that there are unidentified intelligent objects visiting earth. That will spark all sorts of repercussions, including admission they cannot defend earth if these objects were hostile, and blow religion out of the water, a real change in our position in the universe as being rather insignificant.

But won’t the aliens worship the same God as us?