urgent help needed- neighbour not answering door

[The Large One]

Find a nearby bulldozer, or American woman, and barge the door down.

 

[seagully]

Eat a can of spinach and then bust the door down Popeye-style

 

[Everest]

Go in the flat above it, take the floor up, and abseil down

 

[Icy Gull]

Wait until the lodger comes out and shoot him before he shuts the door. Solved.

 

[Gully]

Move to a different flat, then he wouldn't be your neighbour any more, problem solved...unless of course your new neighbours refuse to answer their door.

 

[Arthur]

Switch it off and back on again......that usually works for me!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Get a demolition team to blow up the block, that should get his attention.
Failing that, turn your music up really loud so you can't hear whats going on.

Hope this helps.

 

[Everest]

Buy a peg for your nose in case he died and starts going off.

 

[Ding Dong !]

Call a locksmith?

Good call.

I'm a Locksmith !!!!

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Call the Cops?

Youre twisting my melons man!

 

[Gazwag]

Is the dartboard up yet



oh wrong thread




Are they in yet

 

[seagully]

Youre twisting my melons man!

 

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