Upson songs

[T soprano]

Has he got one

 

[KingstonSeagull]

He's my upson gull... My upson gull don't you know i'm in love with an upson gull...

 

[WhingForPresident]

Der der der der der der der, Matty Upson.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He's no Spanish Dave
He's no Spanish Dave
We've signed Matt Upson
He's no Spanish Dave

 

[Monkey Man]

Upson in our back-four
We'll be all right
Ooh-ooh-ooh

(With apologies to David Bowie, and indeed everybody else)

 

[Nathan]

Posh spice is a slapper
She dresses up as mutton
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Matty Upson.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Upson down
Hope he don't get turned
Inside out
And round and round

Upson down he's on the floor
He heads it round Kuszcak's out-stretched paw
Upson down he feared the worst
But worry not it's round the post

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Matthew upsons really good really good
Matthew Upsons really good really good
Matthew Upsons really good really good
And he plays for Brighton!

 

[T soprano]

Give us a U
Give us a P
Give us a S
Give us a O
Give us a N

(Then it bursts into the old Gap band song OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD )
What have you got -UPSON ON THE HEAD, SAID OOOPPSSS UPSON ON THE HEAD, SAID OOOPPPSSS UPSON on THE HEAD

So it's a bit of a mash up really of 2 songs might try and stick a third one in their somewhere later so it's a bit more layered

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Ooh Matty, Matty.....


Matty, Matty, Matty Analhair

 

[Taybha]

"Give us a" Ewe

 

[SeagullSongs]

Super, super Matt
Super, super Matt
Super, super Matt
Super Matty Upson

 

[Arthur]

Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in in-a-your-window
Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in in-a-your-window
Matthew Upson

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in in-a-your-window
Heathcliff, it's me, Cathy, I've come home
I'm so cold, let me in in-a-your-window
Matthew Upson

This one please. Works really well.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

To 'London Bridge is falling down'...

Wayney Bridge has fu.cked right off
Fu.cked right off,
Fu.cked right off,
Wayney Bridge has fu.cked off, but
We've still got Upson.

 

[Oscar]

To the tune of that Yaz hit...

"The only way is UP...son, for you me now."



If it wasn't too hot to wear it, I'd get my coat.

 

[KingstonSeagull]

Taxi for Oscar...

 

[Moshe Gariani]

When this old game starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the WSU stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the pitch below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come to training feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (Upson the roof)
I get away from the Amex crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the ground (Upson the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (Upson the roof)
brief instrumental-chiefly strings
At night the Albion stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
I keep a-tellin' you
Right smack dab in the middle of Falmer
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (Upson the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Upson the roof (Upson the roof)
Upson the roo-oo-oof (Upson the roof)
Oh, come on, Brighton (Upson the roof)
Oh, come on, Brighton (Upson the roof)
[Fade]

 

[ElectricNaz]

Matthew Upson sat on a wall
Matthew Upson had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Couldn't put Matty together again

 

[T soprano]

When this old game starts getting me down
And people are just too much for me to face
I climb way up to the top of the WSU stairs
And all my cares just drift right into space
On the roof, it's peaceful as can be
And there the pitch below can't bother me
Let me tell you now
When I come to training feelin' tired and beat
I go up where the air is fresh and sweet (Upson the roof)
I get away from the Amex crowd
And all that rat-race noise down in the ground (Upson the roof)
On the roof, the only place I know
Where you just have to wish to make it so
Let's go up on the roof (Upson the roof)
brief instrumental-chiefly strings
At night the Albion stars put on a show for free
And, darling, you can share it all with me
I keep a-tellin' you
Right smack dab in the middle of Falmer
I've found a paradise that's trouble proof (Upson the roof)
And if this world starts getting you down
There's room enough for two
Upson the roof (Upson the roof)
Upson the roo-oo-oof (Upson the roof)
Oh, come on, Brighton (Upson the roof)
Oh, come on, Brighton (Upson the roof)
[Fade]

I love it when I see people have as much too much time on their hands as me