[Humour] Upside down pineapple… and other inappropriate gifts

[jcdenton08]

My partner’s Mum bought her a “cute shirt” for her birthday, the print is a large image of an upside down pineapple…

I had a good laugh when she showed me, and asked if she’d been getting extra attention when wearing it.

For those who don’t know, an upside down pineapple commonly symbolises

Spoiler

that you’re a swinger looking for action

I haven’t had the heart to tell her… or perhaps she has something to tell me!

Ever received/given an inappropriate gift?

 

[Weststander]

My elderly parents on a Spanish holiday bought wallet/purse gifts for our then infant kids that looked like this. We never did mention anything to my parents, bless them.

 

[MTSeagulls]

Thought I'd logged into the wrong forum for a second there.

 

[Jam The Man]

Currently in a cruise (not that kind of cruise) in the Norwegian Fjords, and an upside down pineapple on your cabin door is apparently an invitation, as mentioned above.
Not seen any yet

 

[Jam The Man]

Currently in a cruise (not that kind of cruise) in the Norwegian Fjords, and an upside down pineapple on your cabin door is apparently an invitation, as mentioned above.
Not seen any yet

Or had any knocks on the door

 

[Perfidious Albion]

I just checked out Westander’s wallet pic in Google Image Search….In my innocence I did not know what it symbolises .
well well well, the things you learn on this football forum !

 

[timbha]

Currently in a cruise (not that kind of cruise) in the Norwegian Fjords, and an upside down pineapple on your cabin door is apparently an invitation, as mentioned above.
Not seen any yet

Wins the “look I’m on holiday” award

 

[Cheshire Cat]

What about a tin of pineapple chunks?

Do I get lucky?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What about a tin of pineapple chunks?

Do I get lucky?

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Only if you turn it upside down.

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Only if you turn it upside down.

Just don't take the lid off the tin first.......not making that mistake again

 

[A mex eyecan]

Just don't take the lid off the tin first.......not making that mistake again

no outsmarting you is there

 

[schmunk]

What about a tin of pineapple chunks?

Yes, I'd like a tin of pineapple, but there's no need to be rude.