Unintentionally funny SLOGANS you may have seen?

[Spun Cuppa]

I was waiting for a bus on Church Road in Hove yesterday, and this cat walks past wearing a polo shirt with a large number 3 on the left breast, with the word HAMPTON underneath it I was wondering if it was ironic Any other examples out there in NSC land?

 

[Titanic]

I was waiting for a bus on Church Road in Hove yesterday, and this cat walks past wearing a polo shirt with a large number 3 on the left breast, with the word HAMPTON underneath it I was wondering if it was ironic Any other examples out there in NSC land?

Are you Roy Walker ?

 

[beorhthelm]

the Plenty kitchen towel advert, "one sheet" in a spanish accent has be smirking every time, due to some old dirty joke i dont even quite remember. (Juan Donkey... anyone know it?)

 

[Colossal Squid]

3 Hampton?

I don't get it

 

[shaolinpunk]

Why was a cat wearing clothes? It's worng I tell you, wrong.

 

[JBizzleBeard]

My head hurts.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

3 Hampton?

I don't get it

At the risk of missing any irony in your post, it's Cockerknee Ryhming slang, innit!

Hampton > Hampton Wick > Prick

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Are you Roy Walker ?

Hmmm...

Spun Cuppa

Roy Walker

I can see where you confusion may stem from

 

[Titanic]

Cat.. polo shirt... large 3... left breast... HAMPTON? Just say what you see!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

Cat.. polo shirt... large 3... left breast... HAMPTON? Just say what you see!

Lucky Mr. Squid aint playing then

 

[Colossal Squid]

I didn't know ALL RIGHT?

Never heard of Hampton Wick before

 

[Brovion]

At the risk of missing any irony in your post, it's Cockerknee Ryhming slang, innit!

Hampton > Hampton Wick > Prick

I take it by by 'cat' you don't mean a four-legged feline. So do you mean woman? Or a cool dude? If I assume 'dude' your original sentence, suitably translated reads:

"I was waiting for a bus when this bloke walks past wearing a polo shirt with the slogan '3 Prick ' on the left breast."

Hmm. Not sure I'd call that 'unintentionally funny'. Or even 'funny' full-stop. Still, each to their own. Thanks for sharing!

 

[Spun Cuppa]

It's one of the perils of sitting on a bus with a 3g enabled phone after drinking a pint of 5.7% IPA a tad too quickly

 

[Gully]

Nope, but I was slightly amused by the similarity in sound of the French words "inflation" and "un fellation"...which have completely different meanings.

 

[scooter1]

I can't help but titter whenever I see the Portsmouth sponsor Jobsite, always makes me think Gobshite

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Eastbournians of a certain vintage still chuckle about the posh girls' school that proudly used the following slogan on their advertising for several years...


"Moira House - Where Girls Come First"

 

[Seasider78]

I saw a van on the motorway once with 'Singh builders - you have had the cowboys now try the Indians'

I thought it was genius

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

A few years ago, Oldham Council were trying to promote their community projects under the banner of 'Oldham Together'

 

[tonymgc]

Crystal Palace- Pride of South London

 

[*Gullsworth*]

On a poster in a Wool shop years ago..................... You only need one ball to knit this jumper!