[Misc] Unfortunate Argus Headline

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I think the Argus really need to think more carefully about their headlines:

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18198962.masturbating-man-targeting-schoolchildren-hove/

Whilst the subject is obviously serious, you have to look at the headline and think "good aim"

 

[Sheebo]

My guess is an ex palace legend...

 

[carlzeiss]

Explosive diarrhoea caught on film in Brighton

By Jody Doherty-Cove

ENVIRONMENTAL enforcement want to speak to a man whose explosive street diarrhoea was caught on camera.

Video captures the horrendous moment the man emptied his bowels on a Brighton city centre wall on Tuesday morning.

The public defecation in Frederick Gardens is punishable under Section 87 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18726333.explosive-diarrhoea-caught-film-brighton/

 

[Chicken Run]

Explosive diarrhoea caught on film in Brighton

By Jody Doherty-Cove

ENVIRONMENTAL enforcement want to speak to a man whose explosive street diarrhoea was caught on camera.

Video captures the horrendous moment the man emptied his bowels on a Brighton city centre wall on Tuesday morning.

The public defecation in Frederick Gardens is punishable under Section 87 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18726333.explosive-diarrhoea-caught-film-brighton/

Also Argus ran a story yesterday of a woman taking a shit in broad daylight in the middle of Churchill Square (outside) whilst people were walking

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18853059.women-pictured-taking-poo-middle-churchill-square/?ref=wa

 

[Poojah]

Explosive diarrhoea caught on film in Brighton

By Jody Doherty-Cove

ENVIRONMENTAL enforcement want to speak to a man whose explosive street diarrhoea was caught on camera.

Video captures the horrendous moment the man emptied his bowels on a Brighton city centre wall on Tuesday morning.

The public defecation in Frederick Gardens is punishable under Section 87 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990.

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18726333.explosive-diarrhoea-caught-film-brighton/

To be fair, we’ve all done it. Well, I hope so anyway, because I DEFINITELY have.

 

[BrianWade4]

Also Argus ran a story yesterday of a woman taking a shit in broad daylight in the middle of Churchill Square (outside) whilst people were walking

https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/18853059.women-pictured-taking-poo-middle-churchill-square/?ref=wa

I read this. Wasn’t convinced it was a woman albeit I couldn’t see a wink wink