Unforgettable Names

[Richard Tiltmans Shin Pad]

In Littlehampton, two brothers Paul and Andrew........second name Nurse. I give you Mr P Nurse and Mr A Nurse. I thank you!

 

[upthealbion1970]

I really, really, really used to deal with a guy called Mike Hunt. He insisted on being called Mike, so you couldn't try asking for Michael Hunt. He was a brand manager for a international car dealer franchise network.

I used to work with a michael hunt at national tyres in Horsham, insisted on being called mick.

Also know a Lee King, depot manager for ATS, should have been a plumber

 

[mccraque]

German slalom skier - fanny schmeller

Austrian ski jumper - Andreas wank

And a blOke at work I gave ti phone gas the surname " lovering" which makes me snigger every time

 

[Igloowidgit]

Used to work with in big US company, they had some good ones... Hiro Donoshita and Kermit Ring always made me smile

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I remember there was a footballer called Fucks. Can't recall his first name but when he was transferred there was a headline along the lines of 'Andreas Fucks Off To River Plate.'

Here's the one I saw:-

ps And who could forget Ralf Minge; Bongo Christ; & more recently the marvelously-named Chilean defender Waldo Ponce?

'Scenes.

 

[Sam Ovett]

There was that Chinese paralympic athlete who had one leg (According to my parents) who was called Lin Ping. They could not stop laughing :shame:

 

[Sam Ovett]

Yoda

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I once bought a car from a gentleman named Ivor Payne. No idea what his parents were thinking of.

 

[the wanderbus]

Potty, Fartwell Knob - the unusual, hilarious, silly and downright ridiculous names that have existed in Britain in the last millennium.

 

[Bruno]

Former Irish Prime Minister - Dick Spring

 

[the wanderbus]

A woman I met has the surname Wankovski she insists its pronounced van-cow-ska

 

[trancing]

Carrie Oakey
Tim Burr
Dwayne Pipe
Paul Table
Tom Morrow
Tim Foil

 

[Postman Pat]

Used to have a PE teacher called Paul Hiscock.

 

[el punal]

Just remembered, a while back our washing machine was on its last legs. So, my wife and I went to Comet/Curry's to buy a new one. As we were browsing a salesman came up and started to explain the pros. and cons. of each model. Following his advice we decided to go away and discuss all the options.
He said "No problem. If you need any more help just ask for me - the name's Wally." With that he handed me his business card with his name WALLY WASH. I just cracked up!

 

[Titus]

There was an American manager I worked for called Chris Crossin.

I used to know a girl who became Chris Cross when she married. Must have been love.

 

[Boycee]

My bother in law is Mike Hunt

 

[brakespear]

However my sources lead me to believe there is a Wayne Kerr in Uckfield.

And also a company of the same name in Chichester - I believe there excuse is that the name is a celebration of the US-UK partnership and is formed from the surnames of John Wayne and Deborah Kerr

 

[Davido]

We used to have a customer at work called Willy Loser
And i went to school with someone named Neil Down

 

[happygull]

i remember having a giggle at this when i was told about it ..... american baseball player Rusty Kuntz

Rusty Kuntz - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Silk]

My Dad insists he knew a Hugh Janus.