Unforgettable lyrics

[OzMike]

2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps please

 

[Garage_Doors]

Ullo John gotta new motah
Ullo John gotta new motah
Me [dog's] made a mess of the carpet (x2)
He lost 'is bottle and glass (x2)
He's an able telly presenter (x2)

Ullo John gotta new mot-AH x(4)
Hahahahahahahaha motor, motor, motor, motor....(fades out)

Ullo John gotta new motah
Ullo John gotta new motah
They put me in a special hospital (x2)
Is there life on Mars? (x2)
Is there life in Peckham? (x2)
Wots that sicko there for? (x2)
Ah ah ah ah ow...ah ah ah ah ow (sounds like a mokey)

Ullo John gotta new motah
Ullo John gotta new motah
He can't half play the bongos (x2)
He's got a record bob lemme show 'er (x2)
Them lots are easy (x2)
'Ere's my calling card WHAT (x2)
That's a piece of bollzo (x2)
You can make a model outta that (x2)
He stuck his 'ead in a dustbin (x2)
And then through the laundrette (x2)

Ullo John gotta new mot-AH
Ullo John gotta new mot-AH
Ere John do you like the soup ere, ay ay it's a lovely soup innit
Ere wanna brown ALE, ere wanna brown ALE?
Ullo John gotta new mot-AH
Ullo John gotta new mot-AH
My john like a bitta (x2)

Ullo John gotta new mot-Ah.... Ah.... Ah
He works on the thames barrier (x2)
I keep tropical fish (x2)
In me underpants (x2)

Ullo John gotta new motah
Ullo John gotta new motah
He walks around with a hat on (x2) -
((the end is partially overlapped by the beginning of the follow. The next verse is spoken with |''|Ullo John Gotta New Motor|''| sung in the backgrounds at times))

Oh yer our John yeah he's the intelligent one,
He's in the police force
Been to Miami? Lovely...Miami
[Packaged hol] in Miami
You can't get a lime bitter
You can't get a lime bitter in Miami you know
You can get one in Burmensey though!
They have nice sand as well Bumensey, you can get a lime bitter.
And it sounds nice, like bitter that sounds nice, I'd like a lime bitter
Oh cheers thanks a lot

Oh nice one yeah whatya 'aving, whatya 'avin? Ay? Pina Colada?
Lovely, ere you must be sophistAcated

ah ah ah ah ah (sounds like choking or dog barking)
Ullo John got a new motah
Ullo John got a new motah
Me dogs made a mess of the carpet
Ullo John got a new motah (x6 in different voices, one being Arnie)

Ere that's a nice four piece suite
I like your music centaar
Ere got any Demis Rousoss
Oo I like him, Barry Manilow,
I think he's [magnifique]
Oh I love im, I love Barry Manilow,
I go all weak, when I ere Barry Manilow I go all weak,

 

[Munkfish]

whats the song, down down down down down down down down

 

[vegster]

Belle and Sebastian..... Me and the Major



Now he is swapping his tent for a sheltered home
He doesn't have a family, he is living alone
He remembers all the punks and the hippies too
And he remembers Roxy Music in seventy-two
He doesn't understand and he doesn't try
He knows there's something missing and he knows it's you and I
We're the younger generation, we grew up fast
All the others did drugs
They're taking it out on us
They're taking it out on us
They're taking it out on us

 

[vegster]

Belle and Sebastian.... A century of Fakers

There are people going hungry every day
They've got nothing on their plates
And you're filling your fat face with every different kind of cake
And if you ever go lardy, or go lame
I will drop you straight away
That's the price you have to pay
For every stupid thing you say

 

[Trufflehound]

I just bought a copy of 'Gorilla' on Sunday!

Top band for silly songs and mental lyrics

Plus they coined the phrase "Cool Britannia" around 30 years before Tony Blair nicked it.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

All around the world is still a great song though!

Here's one for Les Biehn.

The Ting Tings-That's Not My Name lyrics

Four letter word just to get me along
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and
I keep stalling, keeping me together
People around gotta find something to say now

Holding back, everyday the same
Don't wanna be a loner
Listen to me, oh no
I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider
They forget my name (ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

They call me 'quiet girl'
But I'm a riot
Maybe 'Joleisa'
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

I miss the catch if they throw me the ball
I'm the last chick standing up against the wall
Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring
Getting glammed up and sitting on the fence now

So alone all the time at night
Lock myself away
Listen to me, I'm not
Although I'm dressed up, out and all with
Everything considered
They forget my name (ame, ame, ame)

They call me 'hell'
They call me 'Stacey'
They call me 'her'
They call me 'Jane'
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

They call me 'quiet girl'
But I'm a riot
Maybe 'Joleisa'
Always the same
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name
That's not my name

Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?
Are you calling me darling?
Are you calling me bird?

f***ing awful song

 

[tip top]

Kevin Bloody Wilson.............. Christmas song

Hey Santa claus you ****!

Where's me f***ing bike?

I've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that I like.

I wrote you a f***ing letter and I come to see you twice

Ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me f***ing bike.

If I wanted a pair of bloody thongs, I'd have bloody asked.

And this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

You've stuffed me bloody order up

It's enough to make you spew

And I'm not the only one who's snakey

Me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
Hey santa clause you ****!

Where's me f***ing pram?

You promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who I am.

'Cause I'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

I'll give you f***ing ho ho ho

You forgot me f***ing pram

(male voice)
Next time I come to see ya, I'm gonna punch you in the guts

And I'll let your f***ing reihndeer go and kick Rudolf in the nuts!

You just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

And me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

And we'll say, yeah you wait for it

Hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

And don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells f***ing lies

He's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'Cause the old f***ing wanker Forgot me f***ing bike.

You wait you old ****, I'm gonna dob you in

Tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your f***ing lights out

"I saw mummy sucking santa clause"

 

[withdeanwombat]

Dance with me,I want my arms about you,

The charms about you will carry me through to.....

Heaven,I'm in heaven,

And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak,

And I always find the Paradise I seek,

When we're out together dancing Cheek to Cheek.

Then there's the dancing of course with Fred and Ginger (I think) going tappity ,tappity'tappity...............It's well before my time of course,but some North Devon seagull is certain to be humming and tapping his feet right.............about...................................

 

[withdeanwombat]

.......................now !

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

That one about the whodoyoumeflip.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I dont want to see a Ghost
thats the sight I fear the most
rather have a piece of toast
and watch the evening news.

 

[London Calling]

The Lyrics to

Into the Valley

by the Skids, apart from Into the Valley and whey whey, what's the rest?

 

[Jahooli]

The Lyrics to

Into the Valley

by the Skids, apart from Into the Valley and whey whey, what's the rest?

Into the valley
Betrothed and divine
Realisations no virtue
But who can define
Why soldiers go marching
Those masses a line
This disease is catching
From victory to stone
Ahoy! Ahoy! Land, sea and sky
Ahoy! Ahoy! Boy, man and soldier
Ahoy! Ahoy! Deceived and then punctured
Ahoy! Ahoy! Long may they die
Out of concealment
Blank and stark eyed
Why so uncertain
This culture deceives
Prophesised, brainwashed
Tomorrow's demise
All systems failing
The placards unroll
Ahoy! Ahoy! Land, sea and sky
Ahoy! Ahoy! Boy, man and soldier
Ahoy! Ahoy! Deceived and then punctured
Ahoy! Ahoy! Long may they die
Time for the audit
The gathering trial
A collector's dilemma
Repositioned and filed


Now, do you feel any the wiser?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I dont want to see a Ghost
thats the sight I fear the most
rather have a piece of toast
and watch the evening news.

I'm surprised it's taken until now for someone to raise that classic

How about

"My hump
My hump
My lovely lady lumps?"

or "Guilty feet ain't got no rhythm" from from Careless Whisper?

 

[Trufflehound]

Ahoy! Ahoy! Land, sea and sky
Ahoy! Ahoy! Boy, man and soldier
Ahoy! Ahoy! Deceived and then punctured
Ahoy! Ahoy! Long may they die

Now, do you feel any the wiser?

I think Memorex did it better:

Ahoy! Ahoy! Len see a sty
Ahoy! Ahoy! Barman and soda
Ahoy! Ahoy! Diseased man embalmed her
Ahoy! Ahoy! Lung nearly gave

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Oh, and (the winner, surely)

Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains

From Shakira's Whenever, Wherever.

Please tell me how one's breasts can be humble

 

[Icy Gull]

You can squeeze my lemon 'til the juice run down my leg, ...

Travelling Riverside Blues Led Zep

 

[king baldrick]

lemon jelly

all the ducks are swimming in the water
la la la la la la
la la la la la la


blinding tune

 

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I looked in the bathroom closet, I sometimes leave it there....

detachable penis