Uncle Spielberg's Royal Ascot thread - tips and winners enclosed my friends

[CHAPPERS]

Isn't Cuis Ghaire going to romp the first though?

 

[Peppermint Tea]

It sure did.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Not going well.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

1st Lush Lashes 5/1

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Tips 14

Spielberg 4
Draw 2
Bookies 8

Stakes £ 280
Returns £ 397.50
Profit £ 117.50

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Amerigo 2nd 14/1

Tips 16

Spielberg 4
Draw 3
Bookies 9

Stakes £ 320
returns £ 442.50
Profit £ 122.50

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Another good day Gareth, yes pretty pleased Gareth, Gareth , can you put up the table please, its a pleasure Gareth

Border Music placed at 16/1.

Tips 17

Spielberg 4
Draw 4
Bookies 9

Stakes £ 340
Returns £ 492.50
Profits £ 152.50

 

[Lush]

1st Lush Lashes 5/1

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Just as a point of order not that anyone here gives a shit but I made a £ 152.50 profit over the week for you ungrateful bastards and not a word of thanks from anyone , not a single bloody word

 

[empire]

mmmm perhaps people are fed up of losing their hard earnt dosh,your rep goes before you US

 

[Simster]

Just as a point of order not that anyone here gives a shit but I made a £ 152.50 profit over the week for you ungrateful bastards and not a word of thanks from anyone , not a single bloody word

I can't be arsed to read the entire thread but on the first page you gave two tip which both lost. However, you claimed you had made 4 tips and won two. Funny how we didn't get to see your two "winners".

So please forgive me if I say I don't believe you, and that I suspect the truth is actually a lot closer to your past form than you'd want us to believe.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

The stakes, returns and profit are for the tips I posted on this thread.

 

[Hannibal smith]

As the saying goes. If you throw enough shit at the wall some of it will stick.

 

[Titanic]

Originally Posted by Uncle Spielberg
Tips 7
Staks £ 140
Returns £ 213.75
Profits £ 73.25

Spielberg 2
Draw 2
Bookies 3

Go LARGE on Coastal Path. It WILL NOT lose.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Uncle Spielberg
£ 25 000.


15:45 Gold Cup (Group 1 - 2m4f)
1. Yeats
2. Geordieland
3. Coastal Path
10 ran

Tips 8
Staks £ 25,140
Returns £ 213.75
LOSS £ 24,926.25

Spielberg 2
Draw 2
Bookies - laughing all the way to the bank!

Conveniently not including this one

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Right thats is you ungrateful bastards I am NEVER going to post a tip again

 

[Simster]

Right thats is you ungrateful bastards I am NEVER going to post a tip again

Thanks.

 

[Hannibal smith]

Right thats is you ungrateful bastards I am NEVER going to post a winning tip again but I will be posting more 3 legged donkeys destined for the knackers yard come Saturday QUOTE]

Fixed it.