Ultras writers block!!!

[T soprano]

Her name was Oscar, he was from barca
With yellow feathers he had flair and moulded a team like them down to there
He would tic and tac and do the sea-gul
And while he tried to bring us flair
Tony always warmed the chair
Across the crowded amex they worked for albion
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

[Chorus:]
At the amex amex in falmer
The hottest spot north of barca
At the amex amex in falmer
Football and passion were always in fashion
At the albion.... they fell in love

His name was caldo
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Ocar conducting there
And when he finished,he called him over
But caldo went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

Genius look out Bernie Taupin

 

[Drumstick]

Ok I am sleep depreived and desperate but here is my shockingly laughable ditties, based firmly on a silly idea is better than no idea.

Ohhhhhhh Oscar Garcia - Repeat.

He smiles when he wants, He smiles when he wants, that's our Oscar, he smiles when we wants!

Hi ho Oscar Garcia, everywhere you go, we follow.... erm this needs more work.

We all live in an Oscar wonderland, An Oscar wonderland, An Oscar wonderland etc

Oscar Garcia x 40 - To the tune of Go West