[Misc] Twice a night ?

[Questions]

I clan still remember when twice a night didn’t refer to my bathroom visits.

 

[bhanutz]

Tell me about it... I remember the days I could go all through the night without a bathroom visit fondly....

 

[blue-shifted]

Leave a bucket next to the bed ..... half a roll over .... try for a bleary eyed aim ... apologise to Mrs in the morning

 

[LamieRobertson]

Sleep on the toilet

 

[schmunk]

I clan still remember when twice a night didn’t refer to my bathroom visits.

Kitchen?

 

[daveinplzen]

Leave a bucket next to the bed ..... half a roll over .... try for a bleary eyed aim ... apologise to Mrs in the morning

My 1st night after being posted to HMS Warrior in Northwood, a bloke returned to our 4 bed room, and pissed out the window. In the morning, we discovered evidence of failure beneath the permanently locked window.

 

[Sirnormangall]

I clan still remember when twice a night didn’t refer to my bathroom visits.

I can’t

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Still in reasonable shape after 16 (six****ingteen) biopsies for prostate cancer diagnosis on Monday. What with my knee (qualifies for replacement), hernia (qualifies for surgery) and obvious mental health issues (well under homespun control) and excessive drinking (see previous entry), plus the creeping covid depression, I'm making BG (R.I.P.) look like a fighting-fit man. But...mustn't complain.

 

[Easy 10]

I don't get complaints from snoring, but I do tend to sleep with my mouth open. So when I do wake up for a jimmy in the early hours, my mouth feels like the bottom of a gerbils cage. Meaning a trip downstairs for a session with the fridge icy water dispenser most nights. The journey is an irritant, but that ice cold water...omg., heaven. Yes, I could have a glass of water by the bed, but room temp doesn't do it for me. Plus I'm paranoid there'll be a fly in it.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I don't get complaints from snoring, but I do tend to sleep with my mouth open. So when I do wake up for a jimmy in the early hours, my mouth feels like the bottom of a gerbils cage. Meaning a trip downstairs for a session with the fridge icy water dispenser most nights. The journey is an irritant, but that ice cold water...omg., heaven. Yes, I could have a glass of water by the bed, but room temp doesn't do it for me. Plus I'm paranoid there'll be a fly in it.

It will be a moth.

The fridge is our friend. I have Macknade apple juice at four degrees. Ten gulps at 7 in the morning is Heaven.

Mind you, 15 gulps is a recipe for a chocolate tsunami at 8. Nobody wants that.

 

[Easy 10]

It will be a moth.

The fridge is our friend. I have Macknade apple juice at four degrees. Ten gulps at 7 in the morning is Heaven.

Mind you, 15 gulps is a recipe for a chocolate tsunami at 8. Nobody wants that.

I've left a bottle of red wine open downstairs of a night, come back in the morning and discovered a disgusting MOTH floating in it, writing off the entire bottle. Really pisses on my chips for the day, that does.

Anyway I try to avoid sugar for my late night forays, so apple juice would not be my weapon of choice. Iced water hits the spot. Cold orange juice with bits in after I'm up and showered though ? Ooooh, come to papa.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Sad this thread isn't about the exceptional K-Pop girlband :/

 

[Napper]

I don't get complaints from snoring, but I do tend to sleep with my mouth open. So when I do wake up for a jimmy in the early hours, my mouth feels like the bottom of a gerbils cage. Meaning a trip downstairs for a session with the fridge icy water dispenser most nights. The journey is an irritant, but that ice cold water...omg., heaven. Yes, I could have a glass of water by the bed, but room temp doesn't do it for me. Plus I'm paranoid there'll be a fly in it.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/king-way-I...ld=1&keywords=kingdoway&qid=1596703718&sr=8-1

Game changer

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I've left a bottle of red wine open downstairs of a night, come back in the morning and discovered a disgusting MOTH floating in it, writing off the entire bottle. Really pisses on my chips for the day, that does.

Anyway I try to avoid sugar for my late night forays, so apple juice would not be my weapon of choice. Iced water hits the spot. Cold orange juice with bits in after I'm up and showered though ? Ooooh, come to papa.

In my drinking heyday there is NO WAY ON GODS GREEN EARTH that I’d sacrifice a bottle of red for a moth!!!

Mind you I’d drink anything as long as I took the brushes out.

 

[loz]

In my drinking heyday there is NO WAY ON GODS GREEN EARTH that I’d sacrifice a bottle of red for a moth!!!

Mind you I’d drink anything as long as I took the brushes out.

I was thinking the same but didnt like to say anything...moth in a bottle of wine no problem, a caterpillar on a salad leaf throw the lot in the bin.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

In my drinking heyday there is NO WAY ON GODS GREEN EARTH that I’d sacrifice a bottle of red for a moth!!!

Mind you I’d drink anything as long as I took the brushes out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyzD8jE_-B4

 

[Bry Nylon]

In my drinking heyday there is NO WAY ON GODS GREEN EARTH that I’d sacrifice a bottle of red for a moth!!!

Mind you I’d drink anything as long as I took the brushes out.

That was me all all over!

 

[Easy 10]

https://www.amazon.co.uk/king-way-I...ld=1&keywords=kingdoway&qid=1596703718&sr=8-1

Game changer

Ooh. Good shout.

 

[Easy 10]

In my drinking heyday there is NO WAY ON GODS GREEN EARTH that I’d sacrifice a bottle of red for a moth!!!

Mind you I’d drink anything as long as I took the brushes out.

All that DUST all over it, still floating around in the wine ?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

All that DUST all over it, still floating around in the wine ?

I found they added a certain peppery flavour. And a satisfying crunch.