I was tempted to start a poll - WHAT WILL HAPPEN FIRST?
New Albion manager IN, or
Jade Goody OUT.
But that would be wrong. Just about.
I don't mean to be cruel- ok I think I'm on a loser here- but Tweed's begged for sentencing to be deferred because his missus has only 4 weeks to live.
It's March 3rd today, sentencing is not until March 26th...do the maths Jack...
The subject of Jade Goody making money out of her current situation has been done to death, no pun intended, and I've just about come down on the side of it being reasonable for her to do right by her kids.
But today's papers are full of the latest update, namely that she was taken seriously ill over the weekend, couldn't take the pain any more....so the first thing she does is call Max Clifford ??
Now maybe I'm doing the bloke an injustice here, perhaps he's actually a qualified medical practitioner on the side, but if I was hanging over the precipice in my last weeks, suffering terribly, I think I'd call a doctor, or a nurse, somebody who could administer a bit of pain relief, not my bloody publicist. Fine, let the woman make some money out of her last earthly rumblings, but Jade: you've got the money now, please spare the rest of us every grim detail. Have a bit of dignity, put the cash in the bank for your lads, and do what you've got to do. In private, without getting the press round to document every agonising second.
What does she think she's going to achieve out of it at this point? A little movie for her sons to watch, horror stricken, in years to come? Clifford's involvement at this stage is just repulsive.
To be fair to the ex, anyone who has dipped their winky in that walrus TWICE deserves a bit of dosh.
Jade Goody yesterday: