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Stat Brother

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Never one to knowingly pass on a distraction from the horrors of the real.world, lets be having you

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Please do try to keep this wholesome, without an 'oh so funny' take on the word puppet.
 
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m@goo

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Feb 20, 2020
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Good question. So many to choose from.

Pepe the Prawn, Gonzo, Spit the dog, Grover some of my favourites.

The ones that usually come out the most popular are just c*nts I find.

Oh and the Doozers from Fraggle Rock.
 








studio150

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Jul 30, 2011
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Flobadob my early favourites were Bill and Ben but overall winner for me is ha, ha, ha, ha BOOM BOOM Brasil Brush
 






Dick Swiveller

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It was Bagpuss - until he got into number 10 taking Professor Yaffle-Rees Mogg and Madeline the Rag Foreign Secretary with him. So I guess I would now go Hartley Hare as that is what a couple of days of 'Rona have made me feel/look like.

Wait .... Distraction from modern life, you say? As you were then. George the gender fluid Hippo.

Damn, try again. Fingermouse ..... Wait .... He was murdered by drowning after he outlived his usefulness.

Er. Muffin the .... No, misogynistic overtones in the name. Bill and Ben? Nope, speech impediments. Clangers? Potential Immigrants. Windy Miller? IBS is no laughing matter. Honey Monster? Mummy issues with Henry McGee.

Also, some of these aren't puppets. So, I abstain before I am defunded and cancelled.
 










Bry Nylon

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Jul 21, 2003
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Not sure Nookie Bear would get past many commissioning editors these days.

“Love the act, Roger. Perfect for kids telly. What’s the bear called?”
 


Javeaseagull

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Feb 22, 2014
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That picture of Lord Charles(?) reminded me that he had a radio show. My kids do not believe me that a ventriloquist had a show on the radio. I am starting to doubt it myself!
 






Braggfan

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May 12, 2014
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Good question. So many to choose from.

Pepe the Prawn, Gonzo, Spit the dog, Grover some of my favourites.

The ones that usually come out the most popular are just c*nts I find.

Oh and the Doozers from Fraggle Rock.

There's some good shouts there. I was a big fan of Grover and the Fraggles.
 




Barrow Boy

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Not sure Nookie Bear would get past many commissioning editors these days.

“Love the act, Roger. Perfect for kids telly. What’s the bear called?”

Code:

The bigger obscenity was 'Nookie' proudly displaying a Crystal Palace rosette on his chest.
 




Stat Brother

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Sweep was a bully and Sooty was armed with a pistol and this was for young kids.
Shocking choice of puppet.

Sue ended up doing porn but you've not got a problem with that.
 


Braggfan

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May 12, 2014
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Not sure Nookie Bear would get past many commissioning editors these days.

“Love the act, Roger. Perfect for kids telly. What’s the bear called?”

My friend's dad used to tell a story about how he met Roger De Courcey on a golf course once and he was total arse. He said De Courcey was demanding to play through, and delivered the line "Don't you know who I am?" to which they replied, "Yeah you're that puppet".
 


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