Tugging one out

[Brightonia]

So Mrs Brightonia has popped to work today and left myself to my own devices, when suddenly I felt a little bit horny! As its a lovely day outside I decided to treat myself to an outdoor ****, being as its a bank holiday I thought nobody would be in the office building opposite and decided to crack on!!

Anyway after producing the biggest eruption since mount versuvius in Pompeii, and some truly incredible pulse racing moments, I noticed some little jobs worth brown nose working on his day off, well I say working, the dirty little voyeur was spying on me and I swear I saw his camera flash so now he's got a pic to go with his newly installed image to his **** bank!

I mean come on, you can't even have a tug in your own home now, political correctness gone mad!!

 

[BN9 BHA]

So Mrs Brightonia has popped to work today and left myself to my own devices, when suddenly I felt a little bit horny! As its a lovely day outside I decided to treat myself to an outdoor ****, being as its a bank holiday I thought nobody would be in the office building opposite and decided to crack on!!

Anyway after producing the biggest eruption since mount versuvius in Pompeii, and some truly incredible pulse racing moments, I noticed some little jobs worth brown nose working on his day off, well I say working, the dirty little voyeur was spying on me and I swear I saw his camera flash so now he's got a pic to go with his newly installed image to his **** bank!

I mean come on, you can't even have a tug in your own home now, political correctness gone mad!!

 

[The Wizard]

Only NSC

 

[Mo Gosfield]

Th e wife and I have just come back from viewing a property. The agent rang the bell but there was no response. He then noticed the front door slightly ajar. He pushed it open and we followed him in. The agent went to the back of the house to look for the owner, saying " he may be in the garden "
The next thing we heard was the agent saying.." oh, for God's sake, thats disgusting " He met us in the hallway and said " I'm sorry, the owner is indisposed, we'll have to rearrange for another time "
The wife and I left, very puzzled, wondering what all the fuss was about. I guess we'll never know.

 

[BN9 BHA]

Th e wife and I have just come back from viewing a property. The agent rang the bell but there was no response. He then noticed the front door slightly ajar. He pushed it open and we followed him in. The agent went to the back of the house to look for the owner, saying " he may be in the garden "
The next thing we heard was the agent saying.." oh, for God's sake, thats disgusting " He met us in the hallway and said " I'm sorry, the owner is indisposed, we'll have to rearrange for another time "
The wife and I left, very puzzled, wondering what all the fuss was about. I guess we'll never know.

This is why I love NSC

 

[Deleted member 18477]

 

[Grombleton]

 

[Triggaaar]

So Mrs Brightonia has popped to work today and left myself to my own devices, when suddenly I felt a little bit horny! As its a lovely day outside I decided to treat myself to an outdoor ****, being as its a bank holiday I thought nobody would be in the office building opposite and decided to crack on!!

Anyway after producing the biggest eruption since mount versuvius in Pompeii, and some truly incredible pulse racing moments, I noticed some little jobs worth brown nose working on his day off, well I say working, the dirty little voyeur was spying on me and I swear I saw his camera flash so now he's got a pic to go with his newly installed image to his **** bank!

I mean come on, you can't even have a tug in your own home now, political correctness gone mad!!

Predictable, but done well, I like it.

 

[Brightonia]

Got the binoculars out afterwards and saw this:

 

[Eksman]

 

[rdigs24]

So Mrs Brightonia has popped to work today and left myself to my own devices, when suddenly I felt a little bit horny! As its a lovely day outside I decided to treat myself to an outdoor ****, being as its a bank holiday I thought nobody would be in the office building opposite and decided to crack on!!

Anyway after producing the biggest eruption since mount versuvius in Pompeii, and some truly incredible pulse racing moments, I noticed some little jobs worth brown nose working on his day off, well I say working, the dirty little voyeur was spying on me and I swear I saw his camera flash so now he's got a pic to go with his newly installed image to his **** bank!

I mean come on, you can't even have a tug in your own home now, political correctness gone mad!!

Pervert. Put some trousers on as the neighbours might see

 

[Brightonia]

Pervert. Put some trousers on as the neighbours might see

I live on a nudist colony...

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

We can see you
We can see you
We can see you tugging out

 

[Brightonia]

We can see you
We can see you
We can see you tugging out

Perve, not you as well!

Here's a new idea for a thread (or not) where's the strangest place you've had an "urge"

 

[BuddyBoy]

Perve, not you as well!

Here's a new idea for a thread (or not) where's the strangest place you've had an "urge"

Where to begin... Most forms of transport, most educational institutions, most workplaces, most celebratory occasions and most houses.

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

LMFAO