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[siclean]

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Mind The Gap.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

How does one get to Wembley ?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I aint driving one of those again.

 

[siclean]

who s got the ferking keys, ill drive the bastard... long as i dont have to cross any rivers !!!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

How do we dodge the ticket inspectors ?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Night Of The Long Ties

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

AAgh,there's one of those oily tube workers,give him a bone for him and his family to knaw on,now then,which one of you flunkys has got my expenses form?,QUICK SMART.

 

[murraymints4brighton]

London mayor say's safety bars on trains should be the same color as his hair.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Is getting off at Stockwell a good idea ?

 

[Superphil]

Who the f*** dropped their guts in there, I just nearly tossed my cookies

 

[Whitterz]

We will fight them on the platforms, on the tracks, in the tunnels, and in the carriages, what ever the pay demand may be. We will NEVER surrender.....

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posh Twat Catches Tube?

 

[Don Quixote]

Blithering idiot cannot dress himself properly in the morning.

 

[Jahooli]

Gosh ! ! ! that was fun, now who's got my jolly old microphone?

Just getting it Sir...gruuummmphhh...you told me to keep it somewhere safe.

 

[Trufflehound]

Tory tosser travels on tube train time machine and meets himself ten years in the future.

 

[Trufflehound]

All right Livingstone, joke's over. Now will you pass me the sodding superglue remover.