TSLR Annual Albion Fan Survey ... Take Part!

[house your seagull]

For the previous 3 years we've featured a fans survey in the last issue of the season and it's always a good laugh. It's just a collection of your memories over the season; good, bad and ugly.

There's only 10 questions and we publish the best bits in the fanzine which comes out in a week and a bit.

Fill your boots ...

TAKE PART BY CLICKING HERE

The funniest answer will win a subscription for the 2012/13 season.

Thanks!

TSLR

 

[Braders]

Done

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Done.

 

[Another Berkshire Seagull]

Done!

 

[brightonrock]

Done

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Done

 

[house your seagull]

Thanks for all your responses so far ... Please keep them coming

Here's a some things that have caught my eye so far;

Q: Apart from the expansion, what else would you like to see at The Amex?

A: A button whereby Richard Reynolds can be electrocuted on command for our entertainment.

Q: Who is the FLAIREST of them all?

A: Vicente. Best player ever in the stripes. Comes complete with his own force field. Sees passes even before the team has been announced.

Q: Funniest thing seen this season?

A: Hull away - Razak had a shot in the warm up that missed by so much, it hit a Hull fan on the back of the head and made him drop his pies.

This is the tip of the iceberg BTW, there's loads more.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

jara reyes is DEFINITELY our flairest player

no other player has his level of off-field shenanigans (apart from the ahem *ALLEGED* off field antics of some of our younger players....which is NOT flair)

plus he:

-makes mistakes
-does stuff like nutmegging opponents when he's the last man
-is from CHILE

 

[house your seagull]

jara reyes is DEFINITELY our flairest player

... and i had forgotten about his international off-field exploits too.

i hope that, like a honey badger, he doesn't give a shit either

 

[middletoenail]

I have just spent about 20 mins filling it in and after hitting submit, I got a website violation message because my employers IT department have blocked the subsequent page. All lost now.

 

[house your seagull]

I have just spent about 20 mins filling it in and after hitting submit, I got a website violation message because my employers IT department have blocked the subsequent page. All lost now.

20 minutes! Blimey, must've been a good effort.

Comiserations.

Keep them coming people. I'll put some more snippets up in a bit.

 

[Drumstick]

Done it, It just went to an advert is it done correctly?

 

[mrjon1976]

Done

 

[SeagullSongs]

Done earlier! I went for an unusual choice for the FLAIR player

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

Done.

and this is brilliant: A: Vicente. Best player ever in the stripes. Comes complete with his own force field. Sees passes even before the team has been announced.

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

jara reyes is DEFINITELY our flairest player

no other player has his level of off-field shenanigans (apart from the ahem *ALLEGED* off field antics of some of our younger players....which is NOT flair)

plus he:

-makes mistakes
-does stuff like nutmegging opponents when he's the last man
-is from CHILE

the foremost authority for flairniacs speaks. but you will have a job to convince the layman that the answer isn't VINCENTELOT

 

[Horton's halftime iceberg]

I'm away what is the closing date.

Sent via tapatalk from a quiet hotel in sauf end

 

[Kuipers Supporters Club]

Done.

 

[elbowpatches]

Done

 

[house your seagull]

Vicente is smashing the FLAIR question.

Perhaps we'll send him a little trophy to put next to his UEFA cup medal and pair of La Liga gongs.

Here's some more repsonses that have caught my eye ...

Q : Best Goal
A : Calderon v Bristol City. As me and my mate take a basque flag to each game, and before the game at the handshakes he pointed at us! After the game he pumped his chest, kissed the badge and waved at us, such a fantastic moment.

Q: What would you like to see at The Amex?
A : Speed dating. Public stocks for whingers/people who say with genuine confusion 'why aren't we just getting it forward' or any variation on that theme. Hmm segways, a long long travellator from The Evening Star direct to the Amex, Monkey Knife Fights at half time.
A : I'd like the grass to be mown in the shape of Vicente's face.

Q : Most FLAIR 2011/12
A : If you're thinking actual flair, it has to be Vicente, but I can't help but feel Barn-Door Billy deserves some recognition. He was utterly shite in every game, looked overweight, couldn't jump, couldn't head the ball, couldn't pass, couldn't finish- it made for brilliant viewing. A player so shite can only be considered as flair in my books.

Q : What would you put in a Vicente pie?
A : Painkillers
A : Billy Paynter

Some of the things you grown men are writing about Vicente, you lot need to splash some cold water in your faces, it's worse than Take Me Out.

Thanks to all who have submitted so far but keep them coming, deadline will be Sunday.