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Lokki 7
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Anyone got a spare scarf?
Easy 10
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No, its not a proper party until I've got drunk, gone outside, and pushed my arsecheeks up against the patio doors.
Parson Henry
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Easy 10 said:
Ermm look around you Man of Harveys has already done this. Anyone fancy a shish doner with extra chile sauce?
Easy 10
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All that hair, I thought he was wearing the bottom half of a gorilla suit.Perry Milkins said:
Bacon double cheeseburger please, with thousand island.
Parson Henry
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Easy 10 said:
Ok, make sure Truff doesn't put on his Haircut 100 album whilst I am out!!
Man of Harveys
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I think two of my arsehairs have frozen to the glass...nngh ngggh...help
Trufflehound
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Kebabs'll ready in a minute lads. Just getting the stray hairs out with the tweezers first.
Parson Henry
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Trufflehound said:
DEAD ANTS!!!
Man of Harveys
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Well, I should be getting home...no offence but it'd be nice to invite some GIRLS next time eh?
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Man of Harveys said:
They're still inside Perry's cake.
Easy 10
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Well I'M not cleaning out these ashtrays. I don't even smoke. And who's been sick on the stairs ?
Trufflehound
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Easy 10 said:
Think that was Yorkie. You can't take her anywhere.
Man of Harveys
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I can't believe it - you were waiting for me to go before unleashing the BINTS. 
(It's cos you know I'd pull them all )
(It's cos you know I'd pull them all )
Trufflehound
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Man of Harveys said:I can't believe it - you were waiting for me to go before unleashing the BINTS.
(It's cos you know I'd pull them all )
*hurriedly tries to hide discarded nurse's outfit*
Easy 10
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Bloody Ned not keeping an eye on her, that is. I SAID Yorkie was getting out of hand when she started cavorting in her fishnets on the dining room table, but Ned just cracked open another John Smiths on the patio and wanted nothing more to do with it.
Parson Henry
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Easy 10 said:
The 'blakeys' on her heels have caused a mess on the table. Does anyone know a french polisher?
Man of Harveys
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Perry Milkins said:
Yes, Chopin.
Parson Henry
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Man of Harveys said:
What is his name and don't call me Chopin
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Perry Milkins said:
They have Polish french fries in the Krakow McDonalds - is that close enough?