[Albion] Troy Deeney

[AmexRuislip]

£15 to watch a Deeney led Albion.


Wouldn't go to the foot of my stairs.

My Watford mate says he's shithouse.

 

[Eeyore]

I got as far as 'Sun on Sunday'.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Not being picky.
Troy Deeney on ya bike.

Have you seen him cycling past your house?

 

[AmexRuislip]

Have you seen him cycling past your house?

Nah, only that maniac [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION]

 

[Icy Gull]

Nah, only that maniac [MENTION=435]Stat Brother[/MENTION]

I think Stat is well on his way to being the 21st century version of the guy who used to dress up in his Sunday best and wave to passing cars (with the occasional abuse) at Worthing roundabouts, whilst standing by his ancient bike if anyone remembers him?

 

[AmexRuislip]

I think Stat is well on his way to being the 21st century version of the guy who used to dress up in his Sunday best and wave at Worthing roundabouts, if anyone remembers him?

He could be related to the chap in Ruislip who shouts at pigeons under the railway bridge

 

[swindonseagull]

My Watford mate says he's shithouse.

You don't have any mates

 

[AmexRuislip]

You don't have any mates

Only you darling

 

[swindonseagull]

I think Stat is well on his way to being the 21st century version of the guy who used to dress up in his Sunday best and wave to passing cars (with the occasional abuse) at Worthing roundabouts, whilst standing by his ancient bike if anyone remembers him?

Apparently hihis name was Horace Duke and he died in 1995

https://lancingmemories.blogspot.com/2016/02/hilary-sends-article-about-horace-duke.html

 

[swindonseagull]

Only you darling

Now everyone knows and they will just get jealous.

 

[The Wizard]

Deeney is so immobile nowadays wouldn’t work in the style of football we play IMO, my Watford supporting mate Elton says he lucky to still be standing.

 

[Pondicherry]

I also have a Watford supporting mate who says of Deeney, that from Soho down to Brighton , playing football, he ain't seen nothing like him.

 

[Sarisbury Seagull]

Please god no!

I’m sure this is just lazy journalism, it’s the last thing we need. We’ve just let go of one old, immobile, media friendly striker, we don’t need to replace him with another.

 

[Ooh it’s a corner]

Though he does have the grace to hold himself while those around him fall

 

[AmexRuislip]

Deeney is so immobile nowadays wouldn’t work in the style of football we play IMO, my Watford supporting mate Elton says he lucky to still be standing.

I also have a Watford supporting mate who says of Deeney, that from Soho down to Brighton , playing football, he ain't seen nothing like him.

He certainly ain't an Albion fit.

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

Somebody has looked at Premier League clubs who are short of central strikers, put two and two together and come up with five, as usual.

 

[warmleyseagull]

I also have a Watford supporting mate who says of Deeney, that from Soho down to Brighton , playing football, he ain't seen nothing like him.

Has he got a supple wrist, though?

 

[cheesy77]

No thank you!

I'd even rather have Danny Welbeck on a free, than Deeney

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[AmexRuislip]

A match made in heaven.

Troy Deeney signs as a columnist / pundit for the Sun and Talkshite

 

[GT49er]

No thank you!

I'd even rather have Danny Welbeck on a free, than Deeney.

Not a friggin' chance!