[Albion] Trossard Song

[jackanada]

We've got trossard, Leandro trossard
I just don't think you understand
He cost over £15 mill
Cos knockhaerts head is ill
We've got Leandro trossard

Clearly shouldn't be sung though

 

[dennis]

And if you tolerate this then Montoya will be next

 

[Pantani]

I've had a song for Trossard in my head and thought I should share it....

Based on 'Fernando' obviously.

I had a dream last night
He played in Blue & White
Leandro

And when he hits it with his right
It's dynamite
Leandro


Sure I could come up with another 10 verses if required!

What is Bernardo going to do now his song has been stolen? No wonder he was kicking Andone the other day.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes it very hard
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of our Trossard

 

[dennis]

To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough

He came to us from Belgium to play out on the wing

Leandro Trossard
Leandro Trossard

Every time he gets the ball you'll hear the Amex sing

Leandro Trossard
Leandro Trossard

He is so skilful, makes Pogba look a knob,
Makes Sterling look quite ordinary
And Zaha look two bob

Oh

der der der etc
Leandro Trossard

 

[Icy Gull]

To the tune of Just Can't Get Enough

He came to us from Belgium to play out on the wing

Leandro Trossard
Leandro Trossard

Every time he gets the ball you'll hear the Amex sing

Leandro Trossard
Leandro Trossard

He is so skilful, makes Pogba look a knob,
Makes Sterling look quite ordinary
And Zaha look two bob

Oh

der der der etc
Leandro Trossard

I think you are hitting that local Malbec too hard tonight

 

[Eeyore]

The tune?

There was something in the air that night
The stars were bright, Fernando
Seems to work for me, but fair enough if you disagree.
Fernando

Seems to work for me, but fair enough if you disagree.

Edited for you

 

[Eeyore]

I actually think Leo should qualify to play for England. Like his brothers...

 

[Taybha]

We need players with easier names.

Barber out.

Yeah, thank God for Aron Conoly

 

[prescription]

I've had a song for Trossard in my head and thought I should share it....

Based on 'Fernando' obviously.

I had a dream last night
He played in Blue & White
Leandro

And when he hits it with his right
It's dynamite
Leandro


Sure I could come up with another 10 verses if required!

You’ll find him on the beach
Eating moules and frites
Leandro

Madrid can keep Hazard
Because we’ve got Trossard
Leandro

I’ll get my coat

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I changed very few words to this Robert Wyatt Classic. Whaddya think?

Duffy's on piano, and Dunk may play on a drum
And we'll try to make the football work, we'll try to have some fun
But I just can't help thinking that if you were here with me
You'd get all your thoughts in focus and play more excitingly
I love you still, O Trossard
I want you still, O Trossard
I need you still, O Trossard

If you call this sentimental crap you'll make me mad
'Cause you know that I would not sing about some passing fad
And if my attempts at rhyming aren't convincing to your ear
Then memories betray you through the passing of the year
I love you still, O Trossard
I want you still, O Trossard
I need you still, O Trossard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXXFp-9zsCQ

 

[portlock seagull]

His name is Leo and he’s never been that tanned,
Just like a river twisting, gets defenders banned,
And when he shines he really shows you all he can,
Oh Leo, Leo, car costs a hundred grand.

 

[schmunk]

Oh Leo, Leo, car costs a hundred grand.

Is it a Leand Rover?

 

[RM-Taylor]

You want to give him Bernardo’s song? Although I haven’t heard it sung for ages.

 

[RM-Taylor]

Trossard already had a song sung at Watford before he even kicked a competitive ball for the first team. There’s a video of it on Twitter somewhere and it’s relatively easy to pick up the words.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To the parents favourite. Let It Go from Frozen

Leandro, Leandro
Can't hold him back anymore
Leandro, Leandro
Turn your back and he will score
I don't care what formation you play
Once Trossard is on
Defenders never bothered him anyway.

 

[A1X]

The obvious one is just to use the theme from Go West

Trossard!
Leandro Trossard.
Trossard!
Leandro Trossard.

Mind you I always thought it was obvious to sing "Jose Izquierdo" to "Let's go ****ing mental" and that never materialised either...

 

[burnee54]

The obvious one is just to use the theme from Go West

Trossard!
Leandro Trossard.
Trossard!
Leandro Trossard.

Mind you I always thought it was obvious to sing "Jose Izquierdo" to "Let's go ****ing mental" and that never materialised either...

I know how you feel.
A couple of seasons ago I suggested The Davey Crocket Song for Propper and nobody took the hint.