Travel Highchair - Anyone want it?

[tedebear]

Arthur has outgrown his travel highchair, and as there has been an influx of babies on here lately, I thought I'd try here before freecycle.

I'm not going to ebay it as it isn't worth much and I can't be arsed packing and posting it... Its gently used and the straps are a little marked from whatever he ate last...but its free to a good home if someone else would like to get some use out of it? We're in Shoreham!

Apologies for the non-anything related post but hey ho...

 

[Woodchip]

 

[tedebear]

Thanks woodchip - looks like its destined for freecycle - I don't have the heart to take something perfectly good to the tip...

 

[Hampden Park]

Thanks woodchip - looks like its destined for freecycle - I don't have the heart to take something perfectly good to the tip...

have another baby and keep it (the chair)

 

[tedebear]

have another baby and keep it (the chair)

Ha! No thanks - ones enough for us!!

 

[cardboard]

Shouldn't this be in the classified section

 

[tedebear]

Shouldn't this be in the classified section

Ah yes quite possibly - oh well...apologies

 

[Woodchip]

Shouldn't this be in the classified section

We have a classifieds section? I only ever open the Big Board. All my Links take me straight here as well. I wonder what else NSC has to offer.....

 

[Meade's Ball]

You should put something in the chair in the picture so we know how big it is, and what that chair can hold. You couldn't flash images of a baby, as they could be wrongly used, so i may i suggest either an animal or a vegetable there? Perhaps an owl, or a marrow? Or a combination of the two? Like a mole on a potato's back or a young porcupine with a corn-on-the-cob in it's mouth?
I am sure i am not alone to want to see these things to judge the size of that there chair.

 

[tedebear]

Ahhh good thinking MB would this here pear help establish a size scale?

 

[maffew]

Ahhh good thinking MB would this here pear help establish a size scale?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Ahhh good thinking MB would this here pear help establish a size scale?

Very helpful. Can i have something next to the pear so i then know how big that is? I would like a pumpkin. Or, if you have some cheese, you could tease a mouse there. An edam ball. And the mouse is wearing a small business-like hat. His eyes a-gawgle and his stomach a-rumble.

 

[tedebear]

Sadly the pear has been eaten by a small person, however everyone knows how big a hippo is? would that be better?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Sadly the pear has been eaten by a small person, however everyone knows how big a hippo is? would that be better?

This is my most enjoyable thread in 2 years.

Can i start asking for all sorts of things in that chair? I don't mean in an entirely perverted way or for you to dress as a sex madam and begin to whip the randy toy hippo.
I just like vegetables and animals pretending to be humans.

The hippo is a great animal. I envy it for it's post-poo bumtailwipe. And it's massive mouth.

 

[tedebear]

This is my most enjoyable thread in 2 years.

Can i start asking for all sorts of things in that chair? I don't mean in an entirely perverted way or for you to dress as a sex madam and begin to whip the randy toy hippo.
I just like vegetables and animals pretending to be humans.

The hippo is a great animal. I envy it for it's post-poo bumtailwipe. And it's massive mouth.

Hold your horses - a new pear has been located, and a kraft single - this should help yes?

 

[Woodchip]

 

[nail-Z]

great thread

 

[Titanic]

I was struggling for scale here.. but the cheese square is the most useful visual reference. Thanks!

 

[tedebear]

These cheese square is the most useful visual reference. Thanks!

Not really helping me get rid of it though is it? This is proving more difficult than I first thought!

 

[Clothes Peg]

Not really helping me get rid of it though is it? This is proving more difficult than I first thought!

Looks like you might be better off taking it to Oxfam.