[Football] Transfer rumours

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AmexRuislip

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Feb 2, 2014
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Apparently I have it on good authority from sources in the know that IF we are going to sign a striker it will be someone we’ve never heard of. Discuss


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Is it the one from that northern club, you must know him, massive forehead, 2 left feet and drags his knuckles.
His name escapes me.......:shootself
 




Tony Towner's Fridge

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Aug 22, 2003
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GLASGOW,SCOTLAND,UK
He was spotted at Gatwick by all accounts, being picked up in a limo with darkened windows. Last seen exiting the South terminal going towards the M23 intersection.

If only I knew his name?


TNBA

TTF
 






Baldseagull

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Jan 26, 2012
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Crawley
I refer you to comments in other threads on Edouard and Nuñez… this was not meant as a serious thread


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I refer you to comments on every transfer rumour, where someone has a mate with a season ticket who thinks the player rumoured to be of interest is shitehouse, also not meant seriously.
 




A mex eyecan

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Nov 3, 2011
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But I’ve been told that this mystery player who nobody has heard of, and whom nobody has a clue where he comes from is rubbish
 










Eeyore

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Apr 5, 2014
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Apparently I have it on good authority from sources in the know that IF we are going to sign a striker it will be someone we’ve never heard of. Discuss


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But how do you KNOW it will be someone we have NEVER heard of. Among 'we' the collective SOMEONE may have heard of them.
 


Stat Brother

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Jul 11, 2003
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West west west Sussex
So that's a "no" for Gary Goals, then.

Barbs can expect my season ticket in the post forthwith.
 






bhafc99

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Oct 14, 2003
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Dubai
All that matters is that said striker has a fanatical verging on deranged set of social media followers from their home country, who will obliterate everything the club does for the next 12 months with zillions of posts demanding Potter plays the ‘Antelope of Azerbaijan’ or ‘Bahraini Balldini’ or whatever.
 


Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
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Faversham
Apparently I have it on good authority from sources in the know that IF we are going to sign a striker it will be someone we’ve never heard of. Discuss


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You're going to have to up your game if you want to match the legend that was Ben's Grandad. :shrug:
 






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