Tranny on University Challenge

[NMH]

There was a lad that went down the local 'British Pub' in Los Angeles when I lived there, and one night when they had their 'disco' thing on, he pulled an ornamental thing.
Turns out he was snogging it all evening, rubbing against it like a freakin' randy poodle, then in the car park he reached down to cop a feel... and found out what he'd been lovin' all evening and getting hot and bothered over.

That wasn't half a laugh, and it was even funnier because he was the only Millwall fan in the village. The tranny still kept going down the boozer - must have been looking for another sesh with his/her new love!

 

[Pavilionaire]

Makes me think of that line in Alan Partridge...

"so I f-f-f-...flipped it over on it's wheels, like..."

The Mathis / Ross mix-up was priceless. And as birds go I thought she/it was very convincing - indecisive, took ages to come up with a team answer etc

 

[murraymints4brighton]

Certainly more presentable than the one that gets down the cricket.

We call it Mick Jagger.

 

[northampton_seagull]

Ahhh yes you found her/him/it...........Woolley