[Albion] "Tracksuit from Matalan"

[faoileán]

Blows me away every year - they all look exactly the same and seem to share the same wardrobe

West Ham fans really do fit into a couple of general stereotypes, the most prevalent being the overweight, shaved headed, Essex cheap gold jewellery lover.

 

[portlock seagull]

West Ham fans really do fit into a couple of general stereotypes, the most prevalent being the overweight, shaved headed, Essex cheap gold jewellery lover.

Several in the background of those photos aren’t there?! By time in your forties you really shouldn’t be acting like bellends yet West Ham appear to carry on well into 60s before, I believe, dying of heart attacks brought on by decades of anger and rage issues. Evident by the number of lines in their contorted faces, and rows in the back of their necks.

 

[Beach Hut]

Tracksuit man was Chavtastic

 

[SweatyMexican]

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[BN9 BHA]

 

[Theatre of Trees]

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Perhaps they all secretly want to be Wonder Woman

 

[BN9 BHA]

Blows me away every year - they all look exactly the same and seem to share the same wardrobe

Disagree…….when you see him

 

[B-right-on]

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Brilliant. The whole row infront of him is cracking up at the banter and him.

 

[Dinner with Gotsmanov]

At around 18 seconds, the wee rascal makes a gesture which looks to me like a telephone.

I guess he may have been asking for the Samaritans number….

 

[Uh_huh_him]

What did he do to warrant being singled out?

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Edit: apologies I see it has already been posted

 

[dazzer6666]

‘Tracksuits going home’

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[The Clamp]

Must have just come from his YTS day.

 

[Arthur]

The absolute RELENTLESSNESS of the singing was something I could only admire. Off the top of my head -

- Tracksuit tracksuit give us a song/wave
- Does your mother know you're here
- He's going to cry in a minute
- He's got school in the morning
- Can you hear the tracksuit sing
- Tracksuit from Matalan
- Tracksuit tracksuit what's the score
- Tracksuit's going home

And then finally
- Where's your tracksuit gone

I may well have missed some too.

Highlight for me was when the West Ham fans joined in...."We love you tracksuit we do". Even his own fans were mocking him.

 

[monkeymz]

1 of the best away days ever

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

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That Eamonn Holmes has let himself go a bit

 

[southstandandy]

He's been mocked relentlesly on their own forum!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Reading this on the late train back Harry.
Now you know that was funny as heck. Hull away back in the day.

Hope you're well. Took a peek at Facebook today and saw a pic of you convalescing. Should try to meet up for a pre match beer some time. Been popping into the Swan. Takes me back to when I'd rock up at the Cricketers for a leisurely meal at noon and 3 pints before the game, and be stone cold sober again by ten to five

Hull will never be forgotten

 

[Eeyore]

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Disagree…….when you see him

It just defies logic. I mean, all this is so 1990s and most folk have moved on.

Firstly, they look like idiots and just about everyone else except themselves can see it. Secondly, they don't seem to register that you get banned for acting like dicks these days.

I don't attend games now, is this the nose powder thing that they are talking about ?

What's Mark Noble doing in the middle ? New job with ICF ?

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Perhaps they all secretly want to be Wonder Woman
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A young Stuart broad in drag

 

[faoileán]

He's been mocked relentlesly on their own forum!

Which forum are you looking at? I can't see him mentioned on KUMB...