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Torn Paper & Toilet Rolls







Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
i might take some toilet roll, but purely for practical reasons
 






seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,944
Crap Town
stopped when CCTV could identify who threw the bog roll on to the top of the goalnet , or get it to the penalty spot.:lolol:
 








Stoichkov

The Miserable Bulgarian
Jul 26, 2004
1,335
Brighton
Would look good en masse, but the odd one here and there will look pretty pathetic

I dunno. I like a lone bog roll thrown thrown the crowd. Like a throwback to a bygone era.

A bog roll is certainly the only object I've ever thrown at a football match. A beautiful scene it was too - arching its way across a wintery Goldstone night sky like a white arrow being shot out of the North Stand.
 




Hiney

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
19,396
Penrose, Cornwall
Back then though, toilet rolls in football grounds were made of greaseproof paper.

Absolutely RUBBISH for wiping your ARSE but perfect for LUZZING

Today's toilets are full of aloe-impregnated Andrex, designed to keep our tender BOTTIES nice and clean but RUBBISH for LUZZING.

Things aint what they used to be.
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Anyone on here working in a shop?.....


Tillrolls always LUZZ a lot further:thumbsup:
 


Stoichkov

The Miserable Bulgarian
Jul 26, 2004
1,335
Brighton
Back then though, toilet rolls in football grounds were made of greaseproof paper.

Absolutely RUBBISH for wiping your ARSE but perfect for LUZZING

Today's toilets are full of aloe-impregnated Andrex, designed to keep our tender BOTTIES nice and clean but RUBBISH for LUZZING.

Things aint what they used to be.

No-one would want to waste triple-velvet would they
 


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