Topical Joke

[mlg57]

A young lad is in court discussing his custody.

The judge ask him "Do you want to live with your Dad?"

He answers "No he beats me"

The Judge asks "Do you want to live with your Mum?"

He answers "No she beats me"

The Judge replies "Then Who do you want to Live with?"

He answers "Man United, they never beat anyone"

 

[Up the albion]

Is the young lad alright?

 

[Acker79]

How is he going to live with man utd? Will he live at old trafford? I'm not sure that is suitable living arrangements. The facilities may be decent for a football ground, but not really for a home. Would he be moved around on a rota system spending so many nights at each players home because that could be quite unsettling. Would the directors take a him in for a period too? The Glazers live in America, how will that work out with Visas and schools? This doesn't seem like very suitable living arrangements.

Not to mention the emotional needs of the child, there is more to parenting than 'not beating' a child. How will a football club be able to teach him about personal relationships - they buy and sell people almost on a whim, they use and discard their players. No, this would seem like a very unhealthy situation for the child.

 

[KZNSeagull]

How can a court, in this day and age, give custody of a child to a football club? Scandalous. What is the world coming to?

 

[wallyback]

If a man is united it must be near impossible to beat anyone.

 

[StonehamPark]

What do his parents beat him at? Naughts and Crosses?

 

[hart's shirt]

At least the child won't be requiring a passport this year.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

How old is this young lad? Not sure they would give him such options, even less so giving him a free hit at a guardian as it were. He could suggest anyone.

 

[Nathan]

As long as they stay clear of Rotherham the kid should be alright.