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Tonight's Eastenders Checklist.....



vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
Well done to the writers, virtually every box ticked.

Doubt over the wedding, a "revelation" that Archie is really Ronnies dad, Peggy losing it and saying the well worn " Geddddd AWT Of My PUB !! ", A re-aproachment between Ronnie and Danielle in which they finally realise they are mother and daughter. The grand finale, Danielle standing in the middle of one of Eastender's deadly streets waiting, for an eternity, to be run over by Schemer In Residence, Janine.

Absolute binfest of overacting ( screaming) and despair.

And all this followed up by even worse drivel, My Family.....and I'm trying to cut down on my drinking !:wozza:
 








Scotty Mac

New member
Jul 13, 2003
24,405
f***ing QUALITY

and stacey looked like a right SLAPPER as well :love:
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,274
f***ing QUALITY

and stacey looked like a right SLAPPER as well :love:

she was at her best a couple of years ago but has plumped up and carries a chin or two too many these days....

strangely, Eastenders has the highest number of road deaths per mile of road outside of New Delhi and also boasts more ex- prostitutes per square mile than Mombasa.

Life expectancy is quite lower than the average although Dot Cotton raises this average by 6.3 years.
Subsequently ,due to the shorter life span, life is accelerated and this can be viewed by the sheer number of weddings and other celebrations hosted in the only social venue, The Queen Vic.
 




















ali jenkins

Thanks to Guinness Dave
Feb 9, 2006
9,896
Southwick
Im pretty sure I read a story in one of those telly mags you get in the sunday paper that said she was going to be getting some good story lines. there was no mention of her dying!

Maybe another dirty den?
 


porkdog

Member
May 9, 2008
554
by the sea
Or ronnie just thinks she dead and she's only unconcious and some how gets better. it will all come out tomorrow
 


Billy the Fish

Technocrat
Oct 18, 2005
17,594
Haywards Heath
I flicked on for the last 10 minutes in between darts matches.

I can't believe she didn't get out the way of the car, she had more than enough time to actually cross the road if she hadn't stopped to pull that ridiculous face :laugh:
 














Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,098
Lancing
She just managed to whisper Mum before croaking it. It was utterly absurd and the audacity of the writers to string this story out for 125 years only to have her run over when they reunite it taking the piss. Why does EVERYTHING is Eastenders have to be abject misery. Only Eastenders could come up with a storyline of mother and daugher finally reuniting after 17 years for the daughter to die within a minute. ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS OR WHAT ?.
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
Dreadful, dreadful programme.
It depresses the shit out of me to have that miserable PAP pumped into my living room almost every frigging night. Shrieking harridans, hideous slags, fat old munters, greasy skanks. Its a tedious slab of dull, grey MISERY delivered to the nation regular as clockwork. And the fact I'm paying for it makes me want to SPEW.
 


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