Tonight's Eastenders Checklist.....

[Brovion]

Absolute classic Eastenders and I laughed all the way through it. Even the ending was easy to spot what with an angry Janine driving round in a red sports car, my wife said "you just know it's going to end with her running over Danielle". Lazy storyline as well as it means they don't have to deal with the complex changed relationship between mother and daughter (which they'd already done before with that ugly munter and the bird who became wonderwoman).

Unless of course Danielle survives? Probably not as it will be far easier to show a few episodes of grief before everybody magically gets over it and we can deal with the next storyline.

 

[WATFORD zero]

Dreadful, dreadful programme.
It depresses the shit out of me to have that miserable PAP pumped into my living room almost every frigging night. Shrieking harridans, hideous slags, fat old munters, greasy skanks. Its a tedious slab of dull, grey MISERY delivered to the nation regular as clockwork. And the fact I'm paying for it makes me want to SPEW.

Good early morning rant (I didn't see the program but don't need to after this very good precis)

 

[herecomesaregular]

i caught the last 15minutes at work by accident (i'll get my excuses in early) and was amazed at how far the bbc has fallen. agree that eastenders seems to revel in storylines of utter misery but they are so obvious and badly written that is beyond a joke - or is it a parody of itself? The Day Today team couldn't do it better. how these people are not fired immediately is beyond me. enough to make me agree for the first time that the licence fee should be revoked!

 

[Trigger]

Unless of course Danielle survives? Probably not as it will be far easier to show a few episodes of grief before everybody magically gets over it and we can deal with the next storyline.

Of death and tragedy...

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

a "revelation" that Archie is really Ronnies dad,

 

[Brovion]

l ...Archie is really Ronnies dad ...

I must have missed that, I thought he always was her dad on account of her being Roxy's sister? And Archie was always referred to as her dad?

 

[Trigger]

So what's next then, Peggy is Mintys mum?... Pat & Charlie are twins?... Stacey slopes for a shag with me?

 

[Easy 10]

Good early morning rant (I didn't see the program but don't need to after this very good precis)

Thanks. I just needed to get that off my chest.

 

[vulture]

that ugly munter Heather is preggers what a crock of shit

 

[John Bumlick]

Dreadful, dreadful programme.
It depresses the shit out of me to have that miserable PAP pumped into my living room almost every frigging night. Shrieking harridans, hideous slags, fat old munters, greasy skanks. Its a tedious slab of dull, grey MISERY delivered to the nation regular as clockwork. And the fact I'm paying for it makes me want to SPEW.

well, don't watch it then.

and, to keep my post count down, here's my response to your predicted response:

well, slap her then. or leave her. or kill her.

 

[MattBackHome]

I loved it - it had everything an Eastenders Special should have had, minus a last minute Grant/Den/Roly comeback. Could only have been better if Phil had made good his promise of beating the truth out of Archie.

Tellytastic, IMHO.

 

[Trigger]

Why do all the good lookers always end up getting mowed down by a BUTCHER though?...

 

[1066gull]

Why can't they just kill off JANINE!

Do us all a favour shes the reason why they probably lost 20% of viewings.

The whole Barry thing and Sharon/Tommy dying as a hero just pissed me off.

Then the dirty Den story just was bloody pathetic.

 

[Easy 10]

well, don't watch it then.

and, to keep my post count down, here's my response to your predicted response:

well, slap her then. or leave her. or kill her.

I've tried all three.
She just keeps coming BACK

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

All the blokes are tossers, Max - Tosser, Jack - Tosser, Archie - Tosser, Ian - Tosser, Billy - not a tosser bit a loser.

 

[Dave the OAP]

this is brilliant.....

we are all in tears

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

She did die then. What a f***ing shambles and a criminal waste of a good looking young totty

 

[Dave the OAP]

shut up gareth

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Npw all we have is Ronnie - miserable evil old witch, Roxy - slapper, Stacey - miserable old slapper, Dot - old, Peggy - old but still a fine woman, Pat - do me a favour. The decent totty have all left the square.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

shut up gareth

Ey, what