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Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
What are you going to do when you run out?
 










PILTDOWN MAN

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Sep 15, 2004
19,642
Hurst Green






The Andy Naylor Fan Club

Well-known member
Aug 31, 2012
5,162
Right Here, Right Now
I've got a theory that all the loo rolls are being bought by mothers of teenage boys. They forsore the closure of schools and realised that their sons would be locking themselves away in their bedrooms for a number of weeks with only the Internet for company!
 


warmleyseagull

Well-known member
Apr 17, 2011
4,395
Beaminster, Dorset
On a serious note, if any of you actually does run out, don't flush anything other than loo roll FFS.

The last thing we need is raw sewage flooding streets and houses during all of this!

It has happened near me - lovely picture of bathroom flooded with sewage posted on local FB page. Dyno Rod must be essential service.
 








Swansman

Pro-peace
May 13, 2019
22,320
Sweden
Got some cheap books. You just take a few pages and wet them in the sink (not too much though as it will be all gooey and weird) and then you know what to do.
 












Dick Swiveller

Well-known member
Sep 9, 2011
9,539
I had a nose on Amazon earlier and just saw someone on Twitter proudly linking to some he had bought from there. Ignoring the £1+ per roll they cost, they may be kitchen roll as the description is vague. And the kicker? They come from China with a delivery date 6 weeks away.
 






Southcoast Corsair

New member
Sep 12, 2012
140
lost at sea
When I backpacked round se Asia for three months I used my left hand. Initially it was terrifying, I’d never explored that area without a tissue buffer. However, it soon became, dare I say it, preferable to using bog roll. It was cleaner, fresher and more hygienic - where do you put wads of used toilet roll when you are living in a beach hut?
Go on now, give it a go.....:mad::mad:
 






Mr Bridger

Sound of the suburbs
Feb 25, 2013
4,760
Earth
Copy what my dog does in the garden with the 'bum slide'.

Yep, just raked the grass in case and stones on the landing strip

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